don't kick yer coon dog

Colloqialism from the American South, literally means don't bit the hand that feeds you.

BILLY: God damn, woman! Old man Winter's makin' me work on the weekend ho'ing his damn soil!
SUSIE: Well is he payin' you that there overtime?
BILLY: Yeah. So?
SUSIE: So shut yer trap and put on yer work boots for an extra day's pay! We need to get little Billy new shoes and our roof busted a hole again!
BILLY: Aw, Susie-
SUSIE: I said shut it! Don't kick yer coon dog!

by HelenHar July 22, 2008

Stinky pan faced corn coon

A very stinky, pan faced person of Mexican descent

Salma Hayek is a stinky pan faced corn coon

by Gobshmackle October 19, 2021

happier than a 'coon in a roastner patch

happier than a racoon in a patch of roasted corn; extremely happy (appalachian)

He's happier than a 'coon in a roastner patch

by @ibreiden May 16, 2016

you're hotter than a coon dog on a fresh track

Your so good looking that you make a person's Hart rase and howl as is they were a hunting hound on a fresh animal track

Damn girl you're hotter than a coon dog on a fresh track

by Jonnyblow December 19, 2016

tyler coons

One of the biggest simps in game. Used to be with the shits and fell off mad hard. Usually very hairy although with a good scent of smell.

Why is my boyfriend acting like a tyler coons again?

by Dannyphantomkiller7 November 24, 2021

Ass coon

Donald Trump
Roy Moore

Steve Bannon
Jay Cutler....,ect

Donald Trump is an Ass coon.

by All things random December 13, 2017

Cooning

When someones threatened with Coons-ECook's-Eyeshreat Of Their Fist To Your Face

Watch out son you'll end up Cooning around with the Coon's-Eye... "That old Farm Man Telling His Son He's A Man Now. Stand Up For Your Self Son. Time To Be A Man ;)

by PimpJ-PapaSmurf September 14, 2019