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cockblocking prude

one who incessantly prevents a male from getting any kind of action, while not actually engaging in any sexual acts her/himself, probably due to a severe lack of self esteem. or because he/she wants the cockblock-ee for her/himself but wont admit it. in general, a douchetastic, two faced blonde.
The Blonde One is a cockblocking prude.

the ONE fat chick that is ALWAYS freinds with the sexy people- while she never gets any action herself, she feels compelled to block as much cock as humanly possible because all the freinds turn to her for advice. for christ's sake. someone bang the fat girl. please.
by STAN. January 6, 2008
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cockblock

A device used by fat girls to prevent their hot friends from going home with you.
John was about to go home with some hot blonde until her fat friend cockblocked him and went home with her instead to eat candy bars and watch the Tyra Banks show
by TheFrost February 25, 2007
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Cockblock (Soccer Definition)

1. The act of trapping the ball using one's crotch.
2. The act of stopping a shot on goal/Penalty Kick during a game using only the Testicles/Crotch Area.
3. Stopping a pass from reaching completion using the crotch.
John was Sprinting towards goal, only one defender left, the Keeper had spontaneously combusted, when George moved in front of his shot at the last second with an amazing Cockblock (Soccer Definition).
by Georgie51893 November 4, 2008
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Cockblocker 3000

A word that describes a woman's panties when they are in the way of hot dirty sex.
Hey, why don't you take off those Cockblocker 3000's so we can get down to business.
by NIckiMC28 July 25, 2011
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Black Cock Parking spot

A girl whose name starts with S and ends with Mantha. Usually a girl that has aggressively sought out the cocks of as many huge black men as humanly possible. This type of person has HUGE, DARK labia and is as loose as can be.
"It was like throwing a hot dog down a hallway the other night having sex with Sam."

She has sex with SO MANY guys, their mess just pours out of her like a faucet. I never even got to know any of their names. Could just taste when it was a different guy...
She's more like a black cock parking lot than a spot.... Going down on her is always an adventure.

1. black cockaholic
A girl who has experienced a black cock, and becomes obsessed with them and takes every black cock they can get, it is almost like a disease they get.
boy 1 "Why does Sam always talk to the black guys"

boy 2 "she cant help it she is a black cockaholic"
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by EyePuncher January 2, 2014
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black cock addiction

A wide-spread phenomenon in white women, who lust after big black cocks. Their white boyfriends can't satisfy them with their tiny dicks so they find a black stud with at least 8 inches between his legs. They sneak off whenever they get the chance and suck his hard ebony dick, then they spread their legs to take his length in their wet, eager pussies.
Chris often wondered where Sarah had gone. She would never admit it but she was bending over Jerome's car getting a pussyful of spunk. Yeah, she had the black cock addiction real bad.
by Ted Blackberry May 7, 2009
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Cockblocker

To stop one man from having sexual relations with a female
Colin is a stupid cockblocker
by Jon Mouchet December 8, 2003
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