Clarke's Law

In a similar vein to Godwin's Law, Clarke's Law dictates that somehow, someway, pedophiles will inevitably be brought up in an online argument. Often a form of simultaneously deflecting and projecting.

Thomas: Here is a picture of me holding my wife in bed.
Mavis: Ewww, she looks like a baby this is so odddddd...
Eric: Clarke's Law, you lose

by BangarangTwist June 1, 2025

caitlin clark

the greatest basketball player known. ever. of all time. She also has a famous celebration from John Cena called you can't see me

OMG he is being a caitlin clark rn.
Im shooting like caitlin clark...

by owenahigian April 5, 2024

Clarking

To shit your pans whilst running the Boston. Clarking can also be used in the context of someone who let out a Cleveland steamer or a good fart.

Holy shit dude… did you check instagram today Davis Clark was clarking his way across the finish line

by Bwadley Beterson April 15, 2024

Caitlin Clark

Despite losing two National Championships (A
2x runner up and First Lady Jill Biden still
wanted to invite her to the White House ) Caitlin
Clark receives more notoriety, fame, and
endorsement than the actual champions and
her Black female counterparts.

Caitlin Clark

by BasketBallFan2324 May 23, 2024

Caitlin Clark

The female hybrid of Larry Bird and Steph Curry.

Caitlin Clark is the last hope for the WNBA.

by jc4493 May 27, 2024

The Clarke Rule

When out drinking, you stop consuming alcoholic beverages at midnight. Allowing time for recovery before sleep

Person 1: "The was a pretty epic session last night, you feeling alright?"

Person 2:"I'm good, I don't have a hangover, I used the Clarke Rule"

by Malgin February 15, 2024

The Clarke Rule

When out drinking, you stop consuming alcoholic beverages at midnight. Allowing time for recovery before sleep

Person 1: "The was a pretty epic session last night, you feeling alright?"

Person 2:"I'm good, I don't have a hangover, I used the Clarke Rule"

by Malgin February 15, 2024