capitab

An idiot that cant spell captain

Ey dude look im a capitab

Dude its captain not capitab

by Cpt cat October 3, 2020

capimum

A Min Caps run ran by a mother.

I have children minimum capimum day

by DefNotLycel October 25, 2020

capital juice

Another word for oil.

America is invading another country again to get some good old capital juice.

by Ossie Oscar Soundsystem November 29, 2020

Capitaloveism

Eating ones own hand because it tastes good at the time.

Liv: "I just bought this amazing phone, there was so much choice but now I'll be in debt for the rest of my life. The advert was just really good and had a minor amount of diversity in it."
Olive: "Sounds like capitaloveism"

by olivemondegreen December 2, 2020

Capie

Someone who lacks class consciousness, and would prefer following a pipe dream of being rich, instead of standing with those who work for a living, like them.

"Those damn capies kissing boots again."

by chriscilantro December 5, 2020

Capism

When a lot of lying is happening

The capism is real when someone is constantly lying

by The real capper December 10, 2020

Capital

Beat down in a riot. - major guy

Bro, you better stop your foolishness before I take you to the Capital. (Inspired by Insurrection 2021)

by B, Major Guy January 8, 2021