I'm calling your parents

If this comes out of the mouth of someone, you're fucked (and you're even more fucked if the person who said it is a teacher).

Teacher: I'm calling your parents, Joe!
(Joe was afraid since his teacher called his parents because he was just chewing on gum)

by Zarkos October 16, 2023

I'm calling the police

Saying this in the hood is a reliable way to get yourself killed.

Gangsta: yo tryna cop this fat sack?
Snitch: I'm calling the police!
Gangsta: scuse me mothafucka?
Snitch: yeah you hea-
*Gunshots*

by СукаБлять December 9, 2023

the deep is calling

"The deep is calling" is a way to convey your extreme desire for anal with another men.

"the deep is calling bro, come over"

by HelloTheOG February 18, 2024

the deep is calling

You went insane after playing deepwoken too long.

THE DEEP IS CALLING THE DEEP IS CALLING THE DEEP IS CALLING

by THE DEEP IS CALLING March 27, 2024

Mexico is calling

Curated by Rachel the Mage and Kyara the Great, this phrase is used when a joke is simply not funny and just cringey. Very reminiscent of “the 80’s is calling they want their hair back”.

R:“You’re so chopped bro”
K: “Ok cement cheeks”
R:“Mexico is calling… girl that did not eat”

by kyarathesnake May 29, 2025

The Hot Calzone

When a man stuffs his balls into a woman's butthole.

Believe it or not, she let me give her The Hot Calzone on our first date.

by Thehotcalzone November 6, 2025

I hear the Symphony of the Dead calling out upon your deathbed rising from the afterlife all you're doing is wasting my time every face every life alll slowly lobotomized mornful final resting place for this will be your grave

its from a cool fnf mod i think its called fnf fire in the hole you should try it!

some random person: HEY CHECK THIS LYRICS OUT you: wut the random person:
:I hear the Symphony of the Dead calling out upon your deathbed rising from the afterlife all you're doing is wasting my time every face every life alll slowly lobotomized mornful final resting place for this will be your grave you: wtf

by play fnf fire in the hole :) March 10, 2025