corking

When a girl is on her period but still wants to go skinny dipping, so she utilizes a male escort's penis to use an equivalent to a tampon.

"You guys I really want to go skinny dipping with you, but I'm on my period right now. Brain, would you kindly help by corking me?

by g00dlandscaping July 2, 2012

Choking the chicken

well there was this chicken named mike who lived a normal chicken life untill he had his head cut off. Despite the decapitation mike was able to lead a pretty normal life for 18 months untill he finally choked to death.

Although tragic i think it may explain the saying.

Maybe not.

Choking+Chicken=choking the chicken

by arzoo October 18, 2006

Choking

What some of the realist freakiest sexy women really like to do with my hard cock in there throat where ever i am

Yeah well she likes choking on the cock so I mean I fuckin love that shit

by Savy my nigga December 14, 2018

Choking the snake

When you have a boner in public so you flip up ur cock and choke it with your waist band.

“Dude I have a massive boner what do I do?”
“Try choking the snake!”

by 420xxShowstaffxx69pussyslaywr May 23, 2018

global cooling

The last time that occured was in the 1600s.

Today's scientific instruments are simply too primitive to accurately measure global cooling or global warming.

by AYB July 19, 2003

ryan cocking

a man/woman, name ryan, who enjoys cock, ie meg ryan, ryan c.(famous new zealand hockey player) etc etc

"who is that?" reply:"ryan cocking"

by NOTgray August 16, 2009

Cooning

The act of resting or engaging in an enjoyable activity so as to derive as much pleasure as possible out of the day REGARDLESS of the amount of work that needs to be done or productive places to attend.

Why didn't you go to work?
Cooning bro.

by ShyGuydj June 14, 2011