apple computer

Very nice PC's Free of all wordmicrosoft/word spyware :)

l4mer: Hey i just got windows IBSO (Im being spied on) its great!!
Apple user: Dumb l4mer

by DMK July 3, 2003

Apple Computer

A computer that never crashes, and is now UNIX-based. They look good, are easy to use, and are fun. You can be more productive with an Apple Computer. Apple Computers last much longer than PCs.

My Apple Computer is six years old, cost me $1000 new, but is faster than my one-month old Windows PC. It even runs OS X and burns DVDs!

by Carl Smith August 25, 2005

African Computer

A frequently slow computer, translated to 'African' instead of 'nigger'.

DAYUM MAN, MY AFRICAN COMPUTER IS PISSIN ME OFF.

by Lulzy ass ho. March 6, 2009

apple computer

1) An instrument of pure enjoyment, see pleasure, sex
2) The most advanced computer out there. Unix based (therefore fast), rock solid and outrageously attractive
3) An infinite source of envy for the poor "IBM compatible" users who see in it some sort of devil.
Most of them continue to deny Apple powa and instead of admitting their mistake, continue to drop stupid jokes by conformism and fear.
Some of them even make superiority complexes because of the 1-button mouse that equips all Apple joy machines.

My dear, please stop these cries of love when you are working on your apple computer.

by cork July 7, 2003

advanced computer applications class

The dumbest and second most pointless class in school besides Geometry. Judging by this site, ya'll need it. It is another excuse to take a 45 min nap before you have to go to lunch and get bitched at.

Hussy wake up!
oh shit the computer apps teacher is bitchin' again

by Geena Davis May 3, 2005

Let John Go Back On Computer

A Northern phrase used when awaiting something of extreme importance.

"Can I go on the computer?"
"Wait!"
"Let John go back on computer!"

by johnsmellslikeeffinfish January 31, 2009

Pinewood Computer Core

a really cool game that tms and/or sheriffs (now steeds) really likes to raid.
at pinewood computer core you can blow up the core, set cargo bay 1A on fire and even use a fork lift (nvm it was removed)

i will raid pinewood computer core

by car india January 4, 2020