Dirty Christopher 

This is when an intoxicated male attempts to make a Dirty Sanchez and instead leaves his mark on a wall or headboard.

He was so drunk he missed the mark and left a Dirty Christopher on my wall.

Dirty Christopher by Dirty Jan June 16, 2009

The Christopher Colombus 

So, here's what you do.

Step 1: get 40 dudes to Jizz in a kitty pool to fill it up.

Step 2: Get some chick to participate

Step 3: Blindfold said Chick

Step 4: Write "america" on a tennis ball and put it in the kitty pool.

Step 5: put the chick in the pool and have her find the tennis ball, like Christopher Colombus did. XD

Bro, last night I got some bros and we had a chick do The Christopher Colombus... It... was.... RAWSOME!!!!!!

The Christopher Colombus by hahalolcatz2010 September 17, 2011

Johan Christopher 

He is the biggest man-woman you will ever meet. Not sure if he is gay but is definitely a woman. Quite annoying tbh and addicted to instagram

Hey imagine being Johan Christopher! Could never be me!

Johan Christopher by DasAryaSuraj May 7, 2020

the christopher markert 

the most dad like creature you will ever find. if you are trying to locate one just watch out for the guy with the dad sunglasses and an awful snapback tan line. if you call out “dad?” he will come out of hiding.

Wow! Look at that guy walking into the ocean, omg is that the christopher markert!?

the christopher markert by christophermarkertbully:) June 7, 2020

Dylan Christopher Thomsen

The love and entire being of my entire life and soul. He’s a life saver and a generous loving and caring man. Taken forever by Summer Tignanelli.

Dylan Christopher Thomsen is taken

Dylan Christopher Thomsen by Summer Tignanelli May 27, 2021

Martin Christopher Wichita from Nebraska 

Most definitely has super sexy abs. He also gets mad hoes unlike Robbie Brennan

I wish I was as sexy as Martin Christopher Wichita from Nebraska

Martin Christopher Wichita from Nebraska by Martin’s Discord Kitten November 17, 2021

Daniel Christopher

Half Mexican guy that likes to pretend cactuses are his dick (on pictures)

People say " Oh Christ" or "oh Jesus" when they see this picture, this is where the second name " Christopher" comes from

too many examples for Daniel Christopher, hard to pick one

Daniel Christopher by Crazylezard June 7, 2018