Carlos

A man who lies and cheats, who will leave you for a downgrade js for some 😸

“He’s such a carlos”

Your basically saying hes isnt 💩

by Karmen9176 November 20, 2023

Carlos Sainz

Carlos Sainz (noun): /ˈkɑ r.lɒs ˈsaɪnz/ — a walking masterclass in tactical brilliance and charm; known for threading F1 cars through chaos like a surgeon with a scalpel, delivering smooth moves with sharper wit, and redefining “cool under pressure” with every Spanish-accented radio call. See also: Smooth Operator.

"Can you introduce me to Carlos Sainz?"

by f1fanboi July 6, 2025

British Monty Carlo

-A British vacation where you go somewhere in South America and end up being used as a drug mule on the way home.

-When Carlos sends for British citizens to transfer illicit substances back to the United Kingdom.

We were so excited to go to South America for the summer but were afraid our dream getaway would turn into a British Monty Carlo.

by Intellectual Property Owner August 24, 2016

carlo valletta

The definition of sexy. Carlo Valletta is the smoothest criminal next to Michael Jackson. He is a very interesting man. Legend has it that when it comes to having intimate relationships, Carlo Valletta makes Fifty Shades of Grey seem like a children’s book from Blues Clues. He is a nice caramel Italian man with the softest skin. He has the heart of a lion and the gaze that can melt any of the 2 genders hearts. Carlo Valletta has a soft soul but do not mistake his softness as a weakness. Carlo knows over 200 types of Italian martial arts including Angel Aikido, Karate Macaroni, and Jiggle Judo. He is the man that would climb up a tree just to grab an stuck kite or a kitten struggling to descend from a higher point of view.

Bully: Give me your lunch money.
5 year old kid: I don’t even go to this school, I came here to see carlo Valletta demonstrate Jiggle Judo
Bully: Me too

by Nick dick ass throat May 5, 2018

Carlo

The handsome man on earth. A guy with a beautiful smile and a big heart. Carlo will make your heart song and soar while making your pussy wetter then Niagara Falls.

Carlo is hottest man.

by Miau miau December 23, 2021

Carlo

Carlo a short nigga who gets no bitches he has curly hair and many friends. He’s emo as Fuck and loves Arizona. He’s very loyal to his gang He’s also a immigrant so if he ever makes you mad just call ICE.

Person 1:Yo its carlo
Person 2: let’s go suck his dick

by Bigballsissacwhofuckchris July 10, 2022

Carlos Kou

The perfect male specimen, he attracts all the women. He is charming, smart, brave, did I mention smart?ALL the girls fall for Carlos and he is the hottest man on earth... not even earth, Carlos is the hottest man in the entire universe.

Did you see Carlos Kou?
Yeah hes sooooo hot.

by Impopster March 31, 2023