pooetic

When karma pays back a bastard by sending a bird to shit on them.

Hey look Jamal, that motherfucker who stole Jerry's pencils just got crapped on by a seagull. It's all over his goddam face and neck. How pooetic.

by Ddog696969 March 17, 2020

Carlos

An absolute juicy cretin that's lost his car.

Shannise "What do you call a nutty geezer thats lost his car."
Shaniqua "I don't know."
Shannise "Carlos!"

by Ddog696969 March 18, 2020

chickensprinter

Morbidly obese kid whose only exercise consists of racing to the chicken shack to get his "motherfucking fried chicken".

DYLAN "Christ what the fuck was that?"
PHIL "Look at that fat motherfucking chickensprinter go - I guess the chicken shack must be open"

by Ddog696969 March 17, 2020