CD

Cum Dump - When you just can't keep going.

The prostitute pleasured him until CD

by NAPO August 14, 2003

CD's

An opening to a joke, the plural form of a form of data storage.

"You like CD's?"
"No, I have an iPod."
"Well, I bet you like to CD's nuts!"

by Trebuchet65 October 26, 2009

CD

an acronym for Calm Down. Is used excessively, even if the person you are saying it to is actually calm.

Bob: "Oh man, how I love cheese."

Joe: "Dude, you gotta CD. It's just cheese."

by giveityourall7 September 25, 2009

CD

Initals of some one that has a first name that starts with a C and the last name starts with a D

Hey C.D. get over here

by Chris January 20, 2005

Cd-R

CD-R + DSL + Soulseek = 1,000s of CDS
Cd-R's are about a $ 0.25 a peice and usualy comes in 50 or 100 packs.

I burn music,games,photos, and secret porn stashes to cd-r's.

by XIII November 7, 2004

cd-r

CD-Rs are shiny disc-shaped objects which are sold in packs of about fifty. Once purchased, they can be used as bird-tables, wheels for large toy cars, hula-hoop rings your pet stick insect can use to keep itself in shape or things you can twirl around on top of sticks like in kids' variety shows. They can also be instrumental for your survival. If you are ever attacked by a T-Rex or other dangerous flesh-eating dinosaur, use the shiny surface of the CD-R to reflect the sunlight into its eyes. This will dazzle the beast and allow you valuable time to escape.

Note: CD-Rs are not for use with any kind of computer. If you put one in the disc drive and try to save any documents or data on it, you'll get a message telling you to insert a disc in the disc drive. That means the kind of disc which can be recorded on. These kinds of discs are currently on sale in most good stores on the planet Arcturus 3, or you can order them from Merlin's Mystic Store of Magic (ask for Harry).

by Stormsworder October 16, 2007

No CD

From an Obsessive Compulsive Disorder (OCD) - someone with the opposite condition. They never check the door is locked, never turn lights out, and never wash their hands.

Dude, the door is unlocked and all the lights are on. You so have No CD!

by swellyeah December 1, 2009