crap

1) Complete rubbish
2) Shit
3) Lie

Scotland are "Crap" at football

by James Collins October 28, 2002

Crap Music

The verbally accurate name for rap music.

Person 1, "Yo, ya hear that fresh 'Lil Afrotard' track, its that crunk deal, yee--aah!!!!!!".

Person 2, "No, I don't listen to Crap Music".

by Thomas Burr January 17, 2008

Crapicles

Pieces of dried feces that make a ring around the anal.

"Wash it out as well or else you will have crapicles as a result of your laziness."

by bina and aisha May 24, 2005

craptrophy

numbing, needling, or falling asleep of legs from sitting on the toilet for an extended period of time.

I sat on the toilet and read the paper but I was unable to get up due to severe craptrophy.

by PaperPaper2 January 11, 2009

craptacular

Iadj./I notable or spectacular in its poor quality

I threw together a craptacular book report at the last second.

by Ian Maxwell October 15, 2002

crapababble

an insult to someone who is acts like an assmunch

shut the fuck up u crapababble

by Mike September 16, 2003

crap du jour

Any useless or needless item that you can't part with.

"crap of the day"

Nancy: "What the hell is this?"
Faith: "What, the foil origami cranes?"
Kim: "It's the 'crap du jour'."

by Kimmie January 26, 2004