Brazilian missile crisis

When getting head from a female and proceeding to defecate on her breasts

Lou: how was your trip to florida
Richie: it was good until we got home I must’ve got the stomach bug and my girl was going down on my and we had a Brazilian missile crisis

by PapiRoberto February 27, 2025

Brazilian Gorilla

When a hairy woman has gorilla grip coochie strong enough to lift a man by his penis.

She almost ripped my dick off last night doing the Brazilian Gorilla.

by Schmunt March 1, 2025

Brazilian Guiana

It is a small Brazilian territory in European, which speaks archaic Portuguese. The 28° Brazilian state. Em português Guiana Brasileira, Pernambuco em pé.

Brazilian Guiana: Brasil reconquistou Portugal e renomeou como Guiana brasileira

by Duhardo April 21, 2025

Brazilian Doggy style

A secret technique used in the doggy style position, where the pitcher applies hot wax to their partners anus like a brazilian wax and rips off the wax strip when the reciever reaches climax.

Jesse: "Jax and I are losing the spark in our sex life We are trying to find something to spice things up."

Christian: "Have you tried the Brazilian Doggy Style yet!? Last year I went to Key west and tried it and it was amazing!"

Jesse: "Oh that sounds like it's a lot of fun. I'll let my ass hair grow out for 2 weeks to really get the maximum orgasm!"

by OCDD May 1, 2025

Brazilian pizza

When you cum on a girls ass and sprinkle cheese on afterwards as a finishing touch.

Dude how could you give her a Brazilian pizza? You know she's lactose intolerant

by FuckDon83 May 21, 2025

Brazilian Microwave

A form of execution, mostly used by drug selling gangs to kill traitors or X9's

The microwave is putting someone in a pile of tires and burning them to death

Person 1: "Hey remember about Tim Lopes?"
Person 2: "Yea, he was put in the Microwave for exposing illegal "body selling" clubs on tape"
Person 3 (Foreigner): "How did they fit him in a microwave?"
Person 2: "I should put "Brazilian Microwave" in urban dictionary so this doesn't happen..."

by FemboyFurryX3 May 25, 2025

Brazilian Capybara

A filthy sex act where one partner lays flat in a warm bath while the other straddles their chest, shaves them smooth, and proceeds to sit on their face while nibbling on a peeled banana — all while making slow capybara noises. Bonus points if it’s done in a public hot tub and someone films it in vertical.

She asked for something exotic, so I gave her The Brazilian Capybara. Now the tub smells like regret and fruit salad.

by mr.sage July 21, 2025