blondentourage

the hottest group of blondes you've ever seen. An eclectic group of free spirited, crazy, and very loud women who are incredibly beautiful. The blondentourage is made up of Jessica, Maggie, and Rachel.

The blondentourage is going out on friday night.. watchout.. heads will be turning.

Everyone knows when the blondentourage walks in.

by life is better blonde October 16, 2013

Blonded out

When a person enters a stage of drunk following buzzed but subsequent to blacked out. This stage is very common in blondes and symptoms include: dancing wildly, getting arrested, puking, drinking, having blonde hair, remember part of last nights events, and having blue eyes. If your friend has any of these symptoms please sit back and enjoy the ride.

"Girlfriend, you should of saw that crazy Bre last night. She was so blonded out, like she almost got arrested.

by Colewindz September 24, 2014

Blonde starfish

A bleached asshole.

Kyle got a blonde starfish to prepare for the porn he was shooting.

by JAKIL June 7, 2016

Blonde teeth

when a male or female who have a pee fetish get their teeth a very very dark shade of yellow from people pissing on and in them

Wow yesterday was a crazy night I think I have blonde teeth

by Fgyhujkiop March 30, 2017

blond hoe

A hoe who is blond, usually a very cocky and horny blond girl. Ages run through high school to late 40's.

Lady: Did you see what Britney did?
Lady 2: Ya, jerking off that guy, she is such a blond hoe!

by LaZumbaKarumba June 14, 2017

Baloney Salami

Term used to describe something so laughably ridiculous, it can only be seen as complete and utter nonsense.

There’s a theological term for that: baloney salami! (Dr. Dennis Episcopo)

by Dcstrutter November 17, 2017

baloney pad nipples

A nipple the size of a slice of baloney that has been rolled out ten fold, creating a baloney pad.

Hey iguanas look over there, He got them baloney pad nipples

by ticktuck November 17, 2017