Beached whale

A term for someone whos been boozed up

Damn, Julio really drank too much. He looks like a beached whale

by Ncg13 April 16, 2017

beachman

A small, unintelligent male who can’t find a girlfriend/boyfriend. Has a small chode and no hair aside from his hair. Stuck up and abusive to animals. Queer

Fuck you know that guy beachman? Fuck he’s queer

by TeeHeeMan November 13, 2018

human beachball

A person who is so fat you can imagine people using him as a beachball

Eric: Did you see Richard in gym?
Rithik: That human beachball couldn't even stand up

by FreshMoneyTheRhyme March 13, 2015

take your talents to south beach

Used for the first time by an ESPN commentator during Bulls-Heat game, with regard to LeBron James. Colloquially it can be used in a huge variety of scenarios, but most commonly as a dismissal to people who are acting immaturely or against their own best interest.

EX1: - "I wanna screw up my whole career just so I can get paid more."
- "Yeah you should totally take your talents to south beach, asshole!" *in sarcastic tone*

EX2: - "Are we heading out to get piss drunk again?"
- "Yeah, it's time to take our talents to south beach"

by uofi2408 March 13, 2011

vero beach

a really shitty town in florida.
it's filled with whiny rich old people.
and pretty much everyone is ridiculously stupid.

there's nothing to do in vero beach.

by this personnnnn July 6, 2007

beached dolphin

when you are doing it doggie style and you keep trying to stick it in her ass and she shakes her head and mumbles "eh eh, eh eh", similiar to the sound of a dolphin

me and your dad, beached dolphin, get it, got it, good

by the killer b - October 16, 2008

Beachhouse

when you are on someones rim and do anything they tell you to do

John: "Oi i told Michael to give me $10 and he did"
Jackson: "omg hes actually your beachhouse"

by JYEWEB September 13, 2018