beating the puppy

a synonym of beating the meat

a.k.a. jacking off

my girlfriend wouldn't give me any, so I had to resort to beating the puppy

by the puppy beater June 3, 2020

beating on

Jacking ON your tiny weewee.

Person 1: Dude, can you stop beating on so early in the morning? I can hear you moaning, your bed squeaking, your headboard slamming against the wall, and the angry relieved sigh that you give when you're satisfied and presumably blast your nasty shit all over your cum stained bed. I'm trying to get some sleep, dammit!

Person 2: I'm not beating on , Shaun. I'm getting some pussy, like a real man. You might want to try it sometime.

Person 1: Oh...

by letmetouchyourpp February 8, 2021

Breaking Social distancing guidelines

An Euphemism used by UK ministers of health to describe having an illicit extramarital affair / sexual encounter. First invented by Matt Hancock on 25th July 2021.

I apologize for breaking social distancing guidelines. (When showing CCTV footage of him kissing and aide)

by Henry G Darren June 26, 2021

Breaking trees

The first thing you do in a new Minecraft world

World start > Breaking trees > Craft > Mine > Craft > Mine > Kill mobs > Craft > Mine > Craft > Mine > Craft > Mine > Make a nether portal > Go to nether > Craft > Mine > Craft > Mine > Craft > Mine > Craft > Mine > Find stronghold > Go to the end > Fight the ender dragon > Visit the end city > Go home > Credits > THE END

> Mine > Craft > Mine > Craft > Mine > Craft > Mine > Craft > Mine

by dgfhgfdcghghfgghhhgggghhhhhhhh July 12, 2021

Beating off behind the bush

Synonymous with beating around the bush.

I know you have some thing weighing on you Johnny, stop beating off behind the bush and just say it.

by anonymous July 24, 2021

Breaking the second wall

Breaking the second wall is similar to breaking the 3rd. But instead of knowing you are part of a simulation, you propose you might be in one, but you don't believe it.

The Quantum scientist just broke the second wall, thinking that we are in a simulation...
If they are right, we might be breaking the second wall and 3rd wall!

by LightspeedAndThecycle August 24, 2021

breaking bad

a show where people really need to fart but have to go away because its so bad it will break everything and will smell bad

a: hey where are you going?
b: im breaking bad
a: oh fuck

by Noodle654 October 1, 2021