Low Battery

When your power hungry tablet doesn't want to change.

Low Battery
*plugs in* Not Charging 5%

by Google is Cool September 14, 2020

batta

A girl of absolute and utter beauty.
In any given world or realm, there can only be one batta.

there is only one batta in this world.

by Odeh June 11, 2006

battery operated boyfriend (bob)

A vibrator or sometimes a dildo. For when you don't have a steady male companion and/or when he can't get you off.

Person1: You been seeing anyone lately?
Person2: No, it's just been me and BOB or a while now.
Person1: Bob?
Person2: Yeah my battery operated boyfriend (bob).

by Roseread April 12, 2016

battybaby

the product of two persons having anal sex. A battybaby is formed from anal sex, three days after a large black wart will appear on the receiver of the anal sex's back. This will swell up to the size of a baby eventually, and it will pop, releasing a battybaby. The only known contraception method is to drink 12 litres of jenkem, which will result in a 23-day coma. Afterwartrds large purple zits will appear all of both people's anuses, eventually turning into scabs with engraved words of "batty".

Guy 1: Yotech, did u see that guy?
Guy2: Yopench, he wa a battybaby!
Battybaby:*snivels*

by zolidpaulsbiggestfan October 30, 2010

Batter Butt

One who's ass is full of Cellulite. There for making the ass look like a giant bowl of lumpy batter.

Dude, look at that chicks ass.

Oh my god, its a batter butt!

by Bween February 20, 2007

battered cod

battered cod: the state often mistaken for a conventional hangover, whilst actually being accredited to a full night of call of duty

did craig make it to lectures today??
fuck that you baby killer, he's a battered cod today.

by monkey mangaler October 19, 2009

Batter Batter Batter

To emphasise how much you are going to batter/hurt someone or something

I’m going to batter batter batter you

by Yourmadreini August 13, 2019