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bathroom stuff

Bathroom stuff is anything that has to do with things you do in the bathroom. This includes any and all bathroom business including showering, and the other gross stuff. This also includes making f*rting noises or p*eing sounds over the phone.
“Hey, I’m gonna go take a dump brb”
“NO BATHROOM STUFF!!!”
by BigBacon24 June 10, 2024
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bathroom bust

When a small child, usually about 3 years old or so, comes into your bathroom while you are in it unexpectedly.
This behaviour is usually seen in spoiled kids.
I was the victim of a bathroom bust.
by manoftheweirdwords September 7, 2024
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Barooster

A bi-sexual rooster that makes coffee.
The Barooster served me a long black.
by snjsksnxjeoeoms December 30, 2024
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Bathroom Slushie

When you leave the bathroom and you have a large glass of chocolate milk.
"Hey, this bathroom slushie goes great with my bathroom sandwich!"
by Jama-Himself May 14, 2025
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bahooties

Somewhere between bat shit crazy and lunatic. Kinder way of saying a friend is a little off.
My Mom's is bahooties, her shopping is out of control.

My girlfriend refused to use plasticware and paper plates for the picnic, she's bahooties if she thinks I'm washing dishes.
by MadMomMoorestown June 23, 2025
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Bathroom buffet

The highly sexualized act of a man defecating whilst on the toilet performing rabid cunnilingus upon a female which appears to want said action to be neverending.
Holey moley! I walked in on Ernie giving Jennifer a much heated bathroom buffet today. "Bust out the pressure washer!" is all I could say...
by anonymous June 29, 2025
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Bathroom buffet

The highly energetic sexual act of a man defecating into the toilet whilst performing fervent cunnilingus upon an equally energized & receptive woman.
"The other night I was both shocked & amazed by walking in on Ernie giving Jennifer a bathroom buffet!" stated the housekeeper to the valet.
by Cheefroach June 30, 2025
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