Apparently, if you run you air conditioning 24/7 it's hard to tell whether or not you have bed bugs but now that they shut my electricity off.... I have bed bugs.
Hym "You want to know what a better use of my time would constitute me sitting in a powerless house scratching the bites I wake up with every morning because, apparently, I have bed bugs.... There is literally nothing I can do about any of this. How's Todd doing? Is he sitting in the dark, scratching he bed bug bites? No? Alright. Cool."
Dr. jeepjorp "It's your own fault"
Hym "Did I rob myself? Did I increase the cost of everything by 150%? Ooh right. I fail to report the fact that the caregivers at the group home I worked at were fucking the retard and violated the abuse and neglect policy which it the direct cause of me getting fired. It's a good thing everyone I know isn't covering for the retard and the whore or this would be someone else's fault...."
Dr. jeepjorp "It's your own fault"
Hym "Did I rob myself? Did I increase the cost of everything by 150%? Ooh right. I fail to report the fact that the caregivers at the group home I worked at were fucking the retard and violated the abuse and neglect policy which it the direct cause of me getting fired. It's a good thing everyone I know isn't covering for the retard and the whore or this would be someone else's fault...."
by Hym Iam September 11, 2022
dimply bug originated when seeing awesome dimples on a sexy guys face.(my boyfriend)
A dimply bug is like a lady bug except for having circle spots and being red, a dimply bug is blue with dents on the sides resembling dimples and a heart connecting at the opening of the wings.
A dimply bug is like a lady bug except for having circle spots and being red, a dimply bug is blue with dents on the sides resembling dimples and a heart connecting at the opening of the wings.
by muffcake June 22, 2010
by jj heartless June 18, 2011
by Rub bug June 12, 2016
He’s da finest niggaa of em all😌 He’s so adorable and kind and loving🌝 And yum, DID I SAY YUM? yUuMmMmM~ Ps he’s also really Shrexy 😻
by BIG DADDDAY February 26, 2020
by KP Landry May 13, 2006
a psycho, someone who see's bugs that aren't really there, the amount the person looks around at nothing psychotically determines how bugged out he is. Someone who is really bugged out see's bugs appear then dissapear all over his field of vision only experiencing fleeting moments of relief then panic as he turns his head to realize they are reappear somewhere else. Being bugged out also traces back to christian/devil worship, people who are plagued by more demons witness more bugs.
by dv8umofo January 15, 2009