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brazilian handshake

Its when a latin chick wacks u off with one of her hands squeezing your balls.
Last summer, I visited South America and this Brazilian woman gave me the brazilian handshake .
by Jackm E. Pleez May 30, 2009
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brazilian blister

When you are performing anal sex on a girl, and notice she has a pimple/blister/zit on the inside of her ass crack, you do her until the pimple/blister/zit pops. After doing so you suck the puss out of it. Delicious.
Mmmmhmmm i just gave your sister a brazilian blister and it tasted great!
by brazilianbrett April 6, 2007
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Brazilian Jackhammer

for males the act of masturbating using both his feet instead of his hands. in a modified indian style sitting position, the sole of both foot goes over the penis as it were the hands. the male individual will then commence pleasuring himself until the end result is satisfied.
Having both his arms amputated, Carlos discovered the Brazilian Jackhammer was his best bet to getting off.
by ChinoHD October 8, 2010
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Brazilian Spaghetti Strung Trapese

A Female swallows an entire roll of floss. This act is performed by pulling floss out of a female anus directly into the mouth of a man who is penetrating an upside down woman while the floss is then eaten by the man and strung through the remaining participants like beads must be at least 8 members. The woman who is being penetrated by the man who is pulling floss out of the females anus must ejaculate before all the floss can be pulled through all participants. Each person going down the line must then orgasm consecutively creating an almost firework-like display of precision and semen.
A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter, and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says that he doesn't represent family acts, "They're a little too cute." The mother interrupts the agent, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you will want to represent us." The talent agent pauses for a moment and then says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look."

The Female swallows an entire roll of floss. This act is performed by pulling floss out of a female anus directly into the mouth of a man who is penetrating an upside down woman while the floss is then eaten by the man and strung through the remaining participants like beads must be at least 8 members. The woman who is being penetrated by the man who is pulling floss out of the females anus must ejaculate before all the floss can be pulled through all participants. Each person going down the line must then orgasm consecutively creating an almost firework-like display of precision and semen.
For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "Brazilian Spaghetti Strung Trapese!"
by A Moustachioed Villain January 12, 2012
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Brazilian Whacked

When a Brazilian employee at Dunkin Donuts screws up your coffee
I got Brazilian Whacked today at Dunks. I ordered a coffee with cream and sugar, they gave me one with milk and NO sugar.
by boiled goose July 6, 2009
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brazilian blowout

When two Brazilian Transvestites are having sex and one gives the other a pink sock.
I was watching some Brazilian tranny porn i found and i almost puked when i saw the Brazilian Blowout at the end!
by Coyote79 October 4, 2010
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Brazil

A country that is very poor, poor education, a high number of criminals, druggies, gangsters, economy is very poor. Some people believe that Brazil is is a horrible country but in reality its not. The country is beautiful but the people in the country make the country really bad. Even the president, The brazilian government is one of the highest payed governments in the world but the people that work there are payed very little and work too much.
Minimum wage is about 450 reais(Brazilian money)and the president gets payed 11,000 reais.
by Tiago0207 September 28, 2008
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