Wii Balance Board

A Wii accacory that can weigh things and detect their balance and has a maximum weight of 330 lbs
The Wii Balance Board is used in some Wii games
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board my platform

a nicer way of sarcastically telling someone "welcome to my reality"
mom : son, at your age, when I hung out with friends, i didn't smoke weed and play video games, I listened to the Beatles.

son: well, lol, board my platform for a change.
by Sexydimma October 21, 2014
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board my platform

A nicer, sarcastic way of telling someone " please be kind enough to understand things from my point of view"
Mom: Devon, when I was your age, and hung out, I didn't smoke weed, I listened to The Beatles

Devon: well, board my platform, maybe you will understand modern idiotagers better
by Sexydimma September 13, 2016
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board my platform

A nicer, sarcastic way of telling someone " please be kind enough to understand things from my point of view"
Mom: Devon, when I was your age, and hung out, I didn't smoke weed, I listened to The Beatles

Devon: well, board my platform, maybe you will understand modern idiotagers better
by Sexydimma September 28, 2017
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Boarding

When two men take a urethral sounder and the first male inserts it halfway in his penis then shoves the other half into the second males penis before both ejaculating.
My eyes will never be the same after I stumbled into a sex party of a bu ch of dudes boarding.
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Boarding

The penis opened to accept the throbbing cock
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Mommy-board

A real word that shows the true colours of a person.

Fr tho what the fuck
Person 1- “Hey man how much was the mommy-board?- I mean Motherboard motherboard
Person 2-“What?”
Person 1-“What?”
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