Smoke a Blunt

Kottonmouth Kings lyrics. Yeeeeeea.

"My wife left me, gotta SMOKE A BLUNT!!!"

"On trial for possession, gotta SMOKE A BLUNTTTT!!!"

"Cops searching the car, gotta SMOKE A BLUNT!!"

by E.J. Martella September 14, 2004

blunt

N. Noun
A mass produced commercial cigar style.

S. Slang
A cracked mass produced commercial cigar, emptied, and
refilled with the best cannabis available.

Yo son, crack that blunt!
2 blunts for a GW.

by Pivman April 13, 2008

Bluntception

If anyone reading has ever seen the movie Inception, you'd understand what it is to have a dream, within a dream, within a dream, and so on and so forth.

Bluntception is the act of smoking blunt....within a blunt......within a blunt.

All roaches are saved from the first batch of blunts, and put into a satchel, thus forming the second generation blunt. Then, the process is repeated twice over, forming the fabled Third Generation Blunt.

It is epic.

It is the shit.

"Third Generation" concept founded by McClane K. Z. (bossman.)

If we are gonna perform Bluntception then we need imagination.

by L@L@ & 1968 September 9, 2010

bluntatose

When you are totally comatose and just sitting there chilling and people try to talk to you but you don't even notice because you are so out of it.

Markus: Hey Cassandra, can you pass me that sprite?
Cassandra: . . .
Markus: Hellooo?
Cassandra: meeeep
Cameron: Dude, she is totally bluntatose. Give her til morning.

by Cassandra Q January 2, 2010

Blunt

Scottish, mostly Glaswegian slang term for being blind.

Person 1 "he canny aim for shit"
Person 2 " that's cause he's blunt"

by Glasgowpatter March 13, 2017

Philip Blunts

A god among men. See also the second definition of pimp

I want to be like philip blunts when i grow up.

by philip blunts October 24, 2003

Cunt Blunt

Using Pussy juice to seal your blunt

My Girl a freak last night she rolled me a cunt blunt

by ShakeGod December 3, 2018