Mitzvah Blanket

1.The blanket used during sexual intercourse by religious jews which has a cut out for the male genitalia as to minimize the physical contact between the husband and the wife while still having babies

Damn, Rachel will only let me use a mitzvah blanket, there is only a hole between us

by Tim pen123q2r June 14, 2010

OSB blanket

Sarcastic term for da infamous "government-surplus cheese" equivalent in da bedclothes-department --- i.e., da heavy rough scratchy deplorably-crappy grayish-purple "compressed and fused lint-balls" comforter dat da State doles out to indigent individuals/families during da colder months, and dat usually falls apart after just one season.

I can certainly see how ground-up-cloth-remnant blankets would indeed likely be comparatively cheap to produce, but real cloth is much sturdier and longer-lasting, and so it seems to me dat it would actually cost Uncle Sam less in da long run to give low-income folks actual-woven-fabric "layers of warmth" instead of those lousy-a** OSB blankets, since they would not have to keep being replaced with new ones so often.

by QuacksO October 9, 2023

biting blankets

When you hit it so hard she bite the blankets to stay calm

I looked over at her face and she was biting blankets dude...

by Yuhyuhbruhbruhyuh May 10, 2018

Blanket

A word to describe someone who is a 100% top and can't bottom under any circumstance, they must be in control in the bedroom at all times.

"Jesus dude, your girlfriend is such a blanket. I'm honestly concerned for your dick."

by SolarFluxation August 13, 2020

thunder blanket

1. When you let loose a rumbler under the blanket.
2. A Queen fart under the blanket.
3. A weighted blanket that doesn't let farts out.

My dog makes sure I get a thunder blanket every night.

by ChanManIndy May 15, 2021

blanket addiction

Girl who wants to do a three ways with a couple under the blankets.

That little whore is tagged in my aunt and uncle. She’s got a blanket addiction.

by Achad February 19, 2024

Baby Blanket Trauma

Things that parents do or say that they think is no big deal, but actually has a long lasting effect on their kids. Similar to when a childs baby blanket gets lost, damaged, ect. and parents think it's unimportant even though their child is very upset about it.

Shara: My dad didn't know, but it really hurts, even to this day
Bob: That's what I call baby blanket trauma

by Sjsnsnendnaksl July 2, 2023