Daughter’s birthday

Rockstar: I can’t believe on my daughter’s birthday that you would drag my name through the mud like this
Brett: sorry I don’t know what to tell ya
Rockstar: DISGUSTING

by Dirtylittlesecret.alyx September 5, 2020

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super soft birthday party

An extremely festive, childlike, and colorful birthday party thrown for an adult, with such things as balloons, cupcakes, ponies, etc.

Friend 1: Can we skip my super soft birthday party this year?
Friend 2: That's a hard no!

by Wun Hung Low April 15, 2022

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The period during the aftermath of your anniversary upon which you realise that you are once again ordinary. Just another day of time, just so happening to mark your date of birth on an annual scale on the Gregorian Calendar. Ill feelings of trepidation and longing for the past are symptoms. Everyone gets post birthday depression once a year, unless you are born on February 29 and get it once every four years.

Abigail had post birthday depression after her birthday, so I proceed in making her cum.

by Birthday boy February 20, 2009

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Ringo starr's birthday wish

ringo starr for his 2008 birthday wished for 2 simple things peace and love. To expand on this wish he asked that everyone in the world at noon on July 7th 2008 stop what they are doing hold up a peace sign with thier fingers and say the phrase peace and love

Steve:hey are you participating in Ringo starr's birthday wish?
Justin:of course man he asked for so little why wouldnt I?
Steve:Good point!

by Steve Bunting July 7, 2008

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Facebook Birthday

It's your birthday and everyone writes on your wall. Even people you never talk to or met on some kind of trip.

1. Today was my birthday and I got many birthday wishes, even from some ninth grader who I've only spoken to once.

2. (It's your Facebook Birthday) Tim Flarigan: Happy Birthday!
You: Who the f*** are you?!?!?

by 00Hes February 6, 2010

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