Anti-theft Bike

An Anti-theft bike system that shoves a metal pin into the thief's asshole. Now as sales have skyrocketed, many users have mentioned that they made the purchase for their own naked bike rides to quote "Ride it raw."

Harry: Get back here!! Look, Jimmy! He's stealing your bike!
Jimmy: Thats alright! ill just activate the Anti-theft bike system!
Thief: AaGGHHh!

by man of many mans December 14, 2023

City Bike

A man who is ran through, a slut. Like the rentable bike, everyone and their mom has ridden.

That boy is a city bike, beware.

by Squirttopia May 14, 2025

Mountain Bike

Mountain Biking is something that extremely sexy people do, such as Ryan Reynolds. People like Lindsay Lohan do not do Mountain Biking. Mountain Bike

“I am Ryan, and i Enjoy mountain Biking”
“Hi Ryan, I am Lindsay, i do not enjoy mountain biking.” Ryan Likes his Mountain Bike, Lindsay does not.

by unyinfeace99 July 22, 2022

Bike Bitch

The definition of a person who trails alongside a running fitness influencer on a bike with the purpose of capturing content for their social media account.

Brad is getting so many more views on his Instagram Reels now that his bike bitch Janelle is filming all his runs!

by railsplitter17 November 16, 2022

Bike-Nutters

Bunch of Twats who ride around on kawasaki's, ducati's, and yamaha's.

Did you see those guys, they're bike-nutters

by De4thtr4p February 3, 2020

House Bike

One girl who has hooked up with five or more guys from the same fraternity.

"Dude have you fucked her yet, she's such a house bike"

by Jak'n'jill September 24, 2015

Bike gross

It’s when you egg and spray liquid fart on someone’s bike

I’m going to bike gross this idiot who owes me 50 bucks

Dude I bike grossed this nerd last night

by Keyboard smasher June 8, 2024