asian thunderstorm

When you cum on a girl's face and then lay a huge fart in her face.

Betty was not pleased when i gave her an asian thunderstorm in her mom's room the other day.

by Mike Cannon May 24, 2004

Asian Dragon

A sexual joke when a man, after getting head from a girl, at his climax he jizzes into her eyes causing her to squint like an asian and scream like a dragon

Brian: So, how was Ashley last night?

Andy: Bro, I pulled an Asian Dragon on her!

Brian: Dude! Kind of harsh, but it's about time you showed up that bitch!

by kilometeros October 22, 2008

fake Asian

Someone who looks completely Asian but has no tie to their respective Asian country. They do not have an Asian accent, speak their own language, and did not even grow up there.

"Dude there was this new Asian kid, so I started talking to him real slow so he'd understand. Then afterward he just looked at me and said he's American. What a fake Asian"

by NikolaiSRB December 13, 2009

cock-asian

a major racial slur (and maybe the only insulting one) towards all white people, mainly those who insult asians (orientals, indians, etc.)

cauc-asian
cock-asian

"cock/cauc" is short for this slur

white guy: i hate asians, they suck, thank god i'm not asian!

asian: shut up you cock asain! (he basically just said that the white guy IS an asian and also rides on cocks)MAJOR INSULT

EDITORS DO NOT DELETE THIS, BECAUSE WHITE PEOPLE WHO READ THIS SHOULD KNOW IF THEY ARE BEING INSULTED WHEN THEY ARE CALLED THIS (i am not purposely insulting all white people, i hate those who insult asain people because of stereotypes)

by ASIAN PRIDE!!! September 13, 2005

Asian Ranting

Its the need to try and be the best at things and bust out facts that are clearly not true at all. And when that attempt has failed they go into this ranting fit that only ends with them getting thrown out of there mother's basement.

Chin: Dude my penis is not 3 inches. (recites some facts he heard from someone that are completely false.)

John: yes it is. Dont lie just live up to the fact and we can move past this.

Chin: Asian Ranting begins (Trashes around violently breaking thingsand yelling) No mom dont turn of the computer. (insert yelling in another language that is Asian between them) Dude, I gotta go.

Weeks later.

John: Where did Chin go?

Wang: He had to move into grandma's basement.

by Brisco County June 12, 2009

Asian fixation

Pronounced sexual preference for persons of Asian ethnicity. All other humans are considered unworthy of potential romantic/sexual consideration.

Hong Kong is rampant with Western men happily immersed in their Asian fixation.

If I had known she had an Asian fixation I wouldn't have bothered to buy her a drink.

by vindude August 7, 2011

asian voodoo

an act where an Asian pulls off eastern black magic in the name of honor

I would've won the sword fight, but Jace used his Asian voodoo to win.

by codeman9028 May 14, 2014