After-school poonies

After a long day at school—a place where one is rushed to finish pooing and where one experiences paranoia and anxiety while pooing—the bathroom at home is a relief, knowing that you can poo in peace for as long as you need.

insert name went home and immediately took his after-school poonies.

by m1rlax0 October 28, 2021

after-nought-o'clock

Period from 00:00 (12:00 am) until 06:00 (6:00 am).

After-nought-o'clock.

by ÑÇÇÑÇÇÑÇÇÑÇÇÑ August 25, 2025

Anyone after lacie

Definition: A downgrade
Meaning- reduce to lower grade, (not as good as), or rank, or level of importance.

“Anyone after lacie will be a downgrade, or not as good as”

by 2cool123 August 26, 2021

After-piss

The intense piss you have to take after an orgasm.

"brb, after-piss."

by 🅱️🏳️‍🌈😩 November 4, 2019

After meal

(Noun) Borrowed from the Argentine Spanish word "sobremesa". The action of taking a break after lunch or dinner. "Break" is code for catching up with the people you've just shared the meal with, usually for no reason.

-The lasagna was delicious, wasn't it?
-Yeah... by the way, what happened with Sally? I heard her husband cheated on her.

They went on talking about it for some minutes before doing the dishes (after meal).

by SelenaMoon12 April 24, 2021

After Shock

Right when you think you're done shitting, a long, thin turd flies out your ass and it stings like hell

"Shit dude!"
"What?"
"My ass hurts real bad from that after shock!"
"I hate those"

by Layoffthechesthair October 6, 2011

After morning

Refers to a tile period that or right before lunch (typically noon) or before that (usually 10:50AM to 12:00PM

Good after morning Jimmy. Ready for lunch?

by thebombasticsideye March 22, 2024