April 24th 

National woman brings a weapon with her everywhere

girl 1: ayo bring a knife with you everywhere

Girl 2: Why ._.
girl 1: its april 24th
girl 2: oh

April 24th by Your mom is mega gay April 20, 2021

April 4th 

The day a beautiful person was born is April 4th

Your lucky to have someone born in April 4th

April 4th by Bella bok October 28, 2019

April 5th 

Girls born on this day will be the most special people you will ever meet. They're smart, gorgeous, hilarious, caring, and full of personality.

"She's born on April 5th... She must be perfect."

April 5th by OscarPuck October 21, 2019

I DO apologize 

This means I do NOT apologize, and fuck you.

"I DO apologize,"...said the serial killer.
"I DO apologize"... said the politician.
"I DO apologize"...said customer service.

I DO apologize by sizzlefashizle October 19, 2018

April 8

The day that sweetest, funniest and baddest people of all time are born. Most times they are gamers that are really good at what they do. Need to be cherished and respected at all costs!!

Su: omgggg Chey isn’t it your birthday
Chey: yea, April 8th. Stay mad.

April 8 by MaScBu October 20, 2019

Xim Apex

A mouse and keyboard adapter often used by Xbox/PS players to gain a competitive advantage by simply winning by out-aiming everyone. Once one turns down this dark path, their soul shall be corrupted eternally.

Seriously don't be that guy.

Jeff- "Bro I was playing R6 and this fucking loser is using a Xim Apex!"

Kevin- "Don't worry man all you gotta do is hit the head and you're good."

Jeff- "Kevin. I'm a copper 3."

Xim Apex by pursued January 25, 2021

a bone appetit

A hunger for sex.

Ben Dover wished his date a bone appetit while heading to the bed.

a bone appetit by I, Wreckerrr December 4, 2016