cold steven

A handjob with a handful of fresh powder snow.

Jesus I'm gonna need a re-heater Peter after this cold steven.

by freezin stevin February 7, 2010

Even Steven

A sociological phenomenon in which your neighbor, acquaintance, relative, or significant other makes it a special point to ensure that you are responsible for your share of bullshit, labor, or other unnecessary hindrance.

Sue is such an Even Steven. After she cleaned up the dog shit on the carpet, she refused to do laundry until I walked the dog."

by octoberfest86 December 18, 2019

stevens dick

What stupid people say to search

Steven: "What should I search on Urban Dictionary"
Victoria: "Stevens dick"

by some 7th grader February 28, 2017

Dry Steven

A guy who can't 'get it up.' Or goes limp during the act.

"That Dry Steven is going to have to get some viagra."

by Fabian_6969 April 25, 2007

Stevens Tubes

Slang term for the internet.

"I'm sure there's a pic of that on the Stevens Tubes somewhere."

by Xenomech March 2, 2007

Steven Austin

A very suave and sexy kind of guy. Enjoys his Death Metal.
If given the chance, a Steven Austin would probably one whole Coca-Cola.
Ladies, if you approach one of this charming guys, be prepared to be treated to fine dining.

Wow, he's such a Steven Austin, he just one whole Coca-Cola whole banging the shit out of that chick.

by DylanGBaby October 3, 2010

Steven small

A retarded little person who likes his own mom. Also, a weak slow fatass person who likes to steal from the local McDonalds.

Steven small you are so stupid why do you think you could rob McDonald's.

by cyborg2.o October 30, 2018