Beast Choke

Similar to auto erotic asphyxiation, Beast Choke occurs when you have a heavy weight animal sit on your chest to restrict breathing for sexual pleasure.

My Labradoodle knew i was having a bad day today. She came and sat on my chest and Beast Choked me. I slept really well after that.

by DanBootAss August 24, 2011

field beast

A person who works a lot in the field, usually drinks lots of energy drinks and smokes cigarettes all day, wears dirty work clothes and boots in public even though they have clean clothes underneath. Can also drive a big truck.

Carla went in McDonald’s to collect her monopoly stickers in her dirty field beast coveralls.

by Littleflakes October 11, 2018

Latex Beast

As in the furries in changed. Latex beasts are creatures like furries but they aren’t humans in a fur suit. You can become one by getting infected by one or stepping in puddle.

Colin got infected by a Latex Beast.

by FuriTheFruitBat April 16, 2022

Bog Beast

A bog beast is an old fashioned term for any kind of creature that can live in a swamp.

Louisiana is full of all kinds of bog beasts; including alligators, fish, even butterflies.

by Dr. Portmanteau February 9, 2021

silly beast

when something is not doing what its supposed to do

or

when something is not really designed to do something

1. twitter is a silly beast for writing essays

2. the old jukebox is a silly beast for reliability

3. the Tasmanian Tiger is a silly beast for surviving in the wild

by joelpj April 12, 2010

P-Beast

A paint beast. Someone who dominates in the paint on a basketball court.

Jamarcus is a total P-Beast, he’s like 6’6!

by TaroDidIt April 9, 2022

beast money

An unexpected or planned purchase that costs an unusually large amount.

That ticket be costing me some beast money!

WTF this hotel be chargin beast money for they rooms!

by 1qwkdsm August 20, 2009