January 11

This is the day you get to fuck the brains out of your s/o

Partner1: hey it’s January 11
Partner2: Hell yeah!

by Sir_hamster January 9, 2022

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9/11

9/11 AKA september 11 2001, is the day where I, a muslim, accidentally crashed a plane into the twin towers. I was bad at my job. Somehow I survived but people hate me now.

Me: Bro I crashed a plane back in 2001
Person: AAAAA! A MUSLIM! "ALLAH AKBAR!!!"
Me: 9/11 was an accident man! Im sorry
Person: TERRORIST!!!!

by FireChickenLikesBeans April 27, 2023

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July 11

The day you kick someone with their name starting with a t and ending with a n

Imma kick trayten on July 11

by oimate2000 July 11, 2021

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That mood change people get in when they're awake past 11pm. This usually results in one saying weird things or becoming inappropriately flirty due to being horny And is often aimed towards people who definitely shouldn't be flirted with such as ex's.

Billy: Bro I'm full wiggin out. Sarah was for sure hitting on me last night saying she was mirin the guns.... So fucking cracked
Bob: Yeah man, I wouldn't take it too seriously, it was probably just the 11 thing.

by scrabbleplayer111 February 17, 2015

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