Orange golf balls

20 mills of addy IR

I need some orange golf balls to help me make it through my 18 page paper due in chemistry.

by 2rr2lv2rr2dy February 25, 2022

The golden dropper

When your fucking a girls mouth and when you finish cumming and a little pee comes out

Brain:”I heard you fucked Lisa yesterday”
Tod:”yeah! I gave her The golden dropper”

by Kk.zflop March 6, 2022

Callum Goldring

this mans cock is down to his knees. And will bang Scott Brown.

oh its callum goldring

by penis suckker March 10, 2022

tommi golden

When someone is so bad at League of Legends, but still spends most of his life on it.

Wow, doeas he even have a life? No, he is a real tommi golden

by Aaaridolf March 21, 2022

maya goldsmith

a smelly rat

“Did you see that furry outside!?” “Yes it’s just
Maya Goldsmith don’t worry!!”

by tοr March 25, 2022

fighting gold!

something that breaks your hand

"bro why are you're hands so sore"
"because id'ont knoe"
"have you been fighting gold! recently"
"yes.."
"ho ho ho!"
"TALKING BEN?"
"Yes?"
"DO YOU LOVE GOD?"
"ho ho ho!"
"DO YOU LOVE GOD?"
"ho ho ho!"
"DO YOU LOVE GOD?"
*suspense music plays*
"No."
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH'HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

"i dont love god"
"WE LOVE GOD! WE LOVE G'OD WE LOVE GO'D!"

gobblewobblenator3000

i eat fish
jk no i dont
jk yes i do
jk no i dont
jk yes i do
jk no i dont
jk yes i do
jk no i dont
LOL!!!

by KysonAndrews April 14, 2022

Liquid gold

Alcohol

Advertiser: This flask can hold 2 shots full of liquid gold!
Person: Oh, is that what they're calling alcohol nowadays?

by dinoroki April 17, 2022