Black Bryan

The most dynamic, interesting, magnetic person who has ever walked the earth. Men, women, animals and the sun, moon, and stars gravitate towards his location wherever he is. Black Bryans are unusually & strangely good-looking, well-dressed, often having medium-dark hair & complexion paired with the natural ability to slide through the shadows and seamlessly blend in with all walks of life. They often tend to favor classic rock bands like Rush, Led Zepplin, Black Sabbath. Occasionally found rocking out on a 5-string fretless bass, a Black Bryan is admired & respected by all nations worldwide, not only for his excellence & versatility in bass-playing, also many handed approach to improve the environment, suddenly appearing like a Cenobite out of nowhere, wreaking havok on his immediate surroundings causing force-gale winds to spring up forming a strong DIRT-DEVIL in the air! Then just as suddenly- the dirt settles & all the ground is groomed, leveled, weeded, seeded watered with all clippings neatly bagged up. If you find a Black Bryan, especially if you have yard that's overgrown, get out of the way because you are standing in the way of progress. Let him do his thing, even if the sun went down & its dark. That's when a Black Bryan does his best work. You won't regret it unless you forget to get your lighter back from him. And if ya dont know, now ya know.

Jimmy: "Damn! Who is that?! And what the hell is he doing over there?" To Black Bryan "Hey, bro, what're you doin'?"
Sally: "Oh, that's Black Bryan, when he comes over he likes to mow my back yard for me. He's really helpful."
Black Bryan: "Hey! Wassup, Jimmy big boi?! I like to do a Black Bryan on Sally's yard, when i come by, gives me something to do.. You got a lighter? I need to use it."
Jimmy: "You can Black Bryan my yard too."

by Eiggamemevolretteb February 6, 2023

Buccaneer Blacks

A shoe nobody should be wearing in the public eye 💀

Yo your shoes ugly as fuck
What are those buccaneer blacks?

by Reeerock plugger September 21, 2021

Black Stepfather

This is the term used by Mayor Todd as a shield to protect him from his own racism.

1. I didn’t say the N-word. I have a black stepfather.

2. I can’t be racist. I have a black stepfather.

3. Man, my mom got plowed by my black stepfather.

by Mercer The Ragged Cne-Eyed Pup January 26, 2021

black shower

Black shower means when a bus is going to leak oil on you. The oil has to be well used so it's black.

Bus: wanna come on a ride?
Me: no thanks but I can take a black shower

Bus: fine by me, but you have to lay under me first vrooom vroom

by Ullaswag July 22, 2017

BLACK Boy wasted

A top-shelf 5 star experience provided by combining the right substance/ narcotic with chemistry & sexual appetite.

My boyfriend & I get Black Boy Wasted when we play, thats how we role! We always perform like were nominees for the 2025 porn awards.

by Apolloleo May 10, 2025

Djarum Black

n.
Clove cigarettes smoked by dramatic theater kids and goth emos who want their smoke to taste like an existential crisis wrapped in cloves.

“She lit a Djarum Black and vanished behind the velvet curtain.”

by Dick Longmore the Wise May 21, 2025

Yak-a-black

A pejorative term for the man commonly referred to as the "great satan of Steve's house." Known for his lack of motivation to go out in public, he is slowly moving closer towards Dave Rogersdom and is trying to bring Steve with him. He must be stopped at all costs. It is his presence that forced the creation of the S.H.L.F. as well as its more legitimate political arm F.L.A.P.

Yak-a-black didn't want to go out, so we kidnapped Tiffy and car bombed his house.

by S.H.L.F May 8, 2005