Lil black

Usually a 5’3 ethiopian with small black genitalia

Why is lil black rubbing his balls?

by Adugna October 21, 2025

Black Bryan

The most dynamic, interesting, magnetic person who has ever walked the earth. Men, women, animals and the sun, moon, and stars gravitate towards his location wherever he is. Black Bryans are unusually & strangely good-looking, well-dressed, often having medium-dark hair & complexion paired with the natural ability to slide through the shadows and seamlessly blend in with all walks of life. They often tend to favor classic rock bands like Rush, Led Zepplin, Black Sabbath. Occasionally found rocking out on a 5-string fretless bass, a Black Bryan is admired & respected by all nations worldwide, not only for his excellence & versatility in bass-playing, also many handed approach to improve the environment, suddenly appearing like a Cenobite out of nowhere, wreaking havok on his immediate surroundings causing force-gale winds to spring up forming a strong DIRT-DEVIL in the air! Then just as suddenly- the dirt settles & all the ground is groomed, leveled, weeded, seeded watered with all clippings neatly bagged up. If you find a Black Bryan, especially if you have yard that's overgrown, get out of the way because you are standing in the way of progress. Let him do his thing, even if the sun went down & its dark. That's when a Black Bryan does his best work. You won't regret it unless you forget to get your lighter back from him. And if ya dont know, now ya know.

Jimmy: "Damn! Who is that?! And what the hell is he doing over there?" To Black Bryan "Hey, bro, what're you doin'?"
Sally: "Oh, that's Black Bryan, when he comes over he likes to mow my back yard for me. He's really helpful."
Black Bryan: "Hey! Wassup, Jimmy big boi?! I like to do a Black Bryan on Sally's yard, when i come by, gives me something to do.. You got a lighter? I need to use it."
Jimmy: "You can Black Bryan my yard too."

by Eiggamemevolretteb February 6, 2023

Black Jesus

A cutaway gag from family guy that is way more funnier if you actually watch the clip

“I rode into town on an ass

Yo mama’s ass!”

-Black Jesus

by MUGlol69 October 10, 2021

black man of steal

The album black man of steal is released by Rucka Rucka Ali in 2015. The name originated from iron man's title"man if steel." It is a very good hip hop album

Non-supporter: Black Man Of Steal is racist af
Nuckas: Fuck you, you're wrong and I got ur ip

by anonymous July 3, 2024

Kaia Black

Kaia is a blue eyed blonde hippie who has the most bangin body, she can pull any guy istg😭 she’s a really good friend and gets along with anyone. She is the sweetest human being I swear, kaia deserves the best and she has been by my side through thick and thin. I love kaia so so so so much, kaia if you read this I really appreciate you and thank you for being a good friend I love you

Who’s that hot blonde holding a bong?
That’s definitely Kaia Black

by Presrox103 January 9, 2023

Buccaneer Blacks

A shoe nobody should be wearing in the public eye 💀

Yo your shoes ugly as fuck
What are those buccaneer blacks?

by Reeerock plugger September 21, 2021

Black Stepfather

This is the term used by Mayor Todd as a shield to protect him from his own racism.

1. I didn’t say the N-word. I have a black stepfather.

2. I can’t be racist. I have a black stepfather.

3. Man, my mom got plowed by my black stepfather.

by Mercer The Ragged Cne-Eyed Pup January 26, 2021