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Penis

A penis is an organism that is long and squishy. When it is happy, Is starts to feel hard as a rock. Their main use is for sucking on
“Hey, can I suck your penis
“Yes please daddy
by Suckingboy69 May 9, 2022
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pencil penis

when your penis is skinny, like a pencil
*sends dick pick*
"you have a pencil penis, we are over"
by greninjolo March 26, 2022
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penis abomination

When your penis is just too hard to handle and is fucking bigger than the Eiffel Tower. It's like the twin towers combined only bigger. And you know I have a really big dick so I should stick my cockshlock in your coochieblanket.
by Wetpussydestroyer June 27, 2014
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Skinny penis

A very skinny penis often bad to stick in your vagina. It also makes you able to stick your penis into various objects.
Help me i have a skinny penis!
Can you stick inside my butt please?
by Idiotass March 5, 2017
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who said penis

Who said penis is a game played by middle and high schoolers. You get a group of 2 or more people in a quiet classroom. You each take turns saying "penis", each time its said the next person has to said it louder. Eventually the teacher will turn and ask "Who said penis?". Last person to say it and get caught loses.
I've been playing who said penis instead of studying during detention.
by ChillPolecat83 December 23, 2019
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penis spaceship

When one man decides to yell penis but they yell penis during the act of a large male orgy. (the men are large not the orgy) But when the man yells penis the first man to grab his cock and throw his phone at his balls wins penis spaceship.

I promise this widespread
Derick yells, "penis" (during the large male orgy)

Tod immediately grabs his friend's cock and promptly throws a cellular device at his genitals. Penis Spaceship
by Handout Man October 5, 2020
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Ultra massive penis syndrome

A disorder in which someone’s penis is so large that it is impractical for everyday use. This makes things like sex, masturbation and wearing cloths. This is also often ridiculed or made spectacle
Lets go to the freak show and see that man with ultra massive penis syndrome
by Extra gum November 12, 2023
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