jack ruwald

jack ruwald is the hottest and most sexist guy ever. he is the next big thing. he will be a very famous broadway actor in the near future and a TV and film actor. he has 0 friends except himself. overall jack is the most amazing guy ever. he is so nice and everyone loves him. sike
guy: he have you heard about jack ruwald?
girl: yeah, my butthole is still aching from his BBC!
by furry goals 123 September 16, 2020
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Skip jack

Aka Skippy aka skip. Usually a nickname given to those in trades. Foul mouth anger issues, lack of common sense, makes very poor choices. Has no comprehension of saving money. Alcoholic and will fuck anything that walks. Multiple baby mamas. Hobbies include super punchin, pipelining, hot shotin, and playin golf. Will in fact steal your girl and your mom. All in all skip jacks are bad mother fuckers
Wtf Skip jack that's my mom bro.
by The real skip jack April 16, 2021
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Jack Swafford

He may not be tall, but under those pants is a big one. Is absolutely fucking JACKed. Can be a bit annoying sometimes but his "fun time" makes up for it.
Girl: Holy shit Jack Swafford! I am very social but your gonna make me shut up!
by Xx_SexDemon_xX November 21, 2022
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Jack Gibbons

Introducing Jack Gibbons
This specimen is an adolescent male primate. He is a very simple individual who has a drive for being successful, expanding his knowledge on plumbing although still unsuccessful on actually get an apprenticeship and kissing rotters on the dance floor.

A newly single man on the prowl for pussy who can make a relatively adequate sandwich.
something you wouldn’t want to pass up on!

However Jack Gibbons like all things in life isn’t perfect-

As he is a lightweight, an extreme lightweight infact where he has been and I quote

“Dinoed out his saur
I may have also forgot to mention the Jack Gibbons patter-

very hit or miss may I add

just like his pick up lines whilst chatting to the ladies in the club.
Person 1: “Hey, have you seen Jack Gibbons?”

Person 2:”Think I just seen him whiteying on the floor

Person 1: “What a silly Jack Gibbons”
by mikewheresmahousekey November 22, 2021
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jack warkup

Jack warkup is a really funny guy who loves girls more then they love him he is amazing etc
by Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee March 10, 2018
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Jack of all shades

Those perfect sunglasses that go with everything. Every outfit, every occasion, every color.
These perfect frames and lenses really make for a Jack of all Shades.
by xthexjessx October 25, 2017
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Absolutely Jacked

Broghan is absolutely jacked as absolutely jacked is Broghan.
by Steenmachine December 25, 2021
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