one-eyed brother

Penis

His one-eyed brother is too big

by ali alavi November 10, 2014

Carrying the one

When you stick your finger up a girls pussy and she sticks her finger up a second girls pussy

Carrying the one tonight

by CocknBallsBroadcasting June 11, 2025

One for Bob

Adjective to describe an obese woman, typically of Scotish heritage and smelling of cheap vodka.

Look there is one for Bob. Hide your haggis rolls hen here is one for Bob

by Fendog8 August 20, 2021

Killing Two Bodily Fluids With One Urethra

a play one words from the old saying, "killing two birds with one stone", but this expression is used to describe the act of trying to piss and ejaculate at the same time, which is not possible, yet...

"Welp. I tried Killing Two Bodily Fluids With One Urethra. But sadly, it is not possible."

by JackMasterBater November 9, 2023

one sock, two shoes cruise

While driving, a male will remove one shoe, then sock, and then put the shoe back on the bare foot but placing the sock on his genitals to masturbate cleanly and discretely.

While being stuck in LA traffic, John decided to have a one sock, two shoes cruise to help pass the time.

by Mythattak May 22, 2017

ons

Acronym for “on skibidi”

Means whatever is said to be on skibidi is factual information, relatable information, or just agreeable information.

Zach: “Bro I can’t wait for summer break!”

Ryan: “ons bro.”

by ssplit August 11, 2024

Ones

Meaning to have a indefinite number of a thing in a single digit range (2-9).
In the category of words such as hundreds and thousands.

Usually used to specify that one have very little of something, or as good as nothing while still being technically not nothing.

I'm very sad, I only have ones of chicken nuggets left in my fridge.

by Zystrike November 3, 2025