Hella Fucking Balls-off-the-Wall Awesome

A person, place, or thing that is mindblowingly awesome to the point where it is Hella Fucking Balls-off-the-Wall Awesome. This type of intensity may cause someone and others around them to explode or spontaneously combust.

Daniels sunglasses where so Hella Fucking Balls-off-the-Wall Awesome him and his friends caught on fire then exploded causing the remains to fly in all different directions.

by Douche McGivens March 8, 2009

get your ass off your shoulders

This is usually referred to someone who is stuck up or arrogant.

"I wish Mike would get his ass off his shoulders and admit he was wrong for tea-baggin James while he was sleep!"

by cutiepye04 November 3, 2004

Google her with my safe search off

used to denote to others that you find a girl attractive and would therefore like to see her in her underwear or naked.

Friend: Check her out shes fit eh?
You: I'd like to google her with my safe search off!

by The Honey Badger December 20, 2010

It's off the hizzle fo shizzle, dizzle!

Its so awsome Im not even playin!

Man that cd is off the hizzle fo shizzle, dizzle

by Ashley October 31, 2003

Drop the Obama kids off at the Oval Office

to take a crap.

Wow, that took forever to drop the Obama kids off at the Oval Office. That Sasha is a feisty one.

by Inappropriate Sense of Humor September 24, 2009

couldn't knock the skin off a rice pudding.

A term refering to pathetic fire power or fighting ability.

Dave, did you watch Star Trek last night?
Pete, yes but the Enterpise couldn't knock the skin off a rice pudding.

by looart January 4, 2020

When's the last time you jerked off?

A male version of: "when's the last time you had your period?"

Can be used in a situation when a guy gets moody because he hasn't jerked off or had sex in awhile. (AKA Man period)

Guy: Man,I'm so fucking pissed off right now!!!

Random person: dude,when's the last time you jerked off?

by ALL DAT ROOM THO?! November 14, 2020