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Black box warrior (p1)

Well he collapsed with Stevens-Johnson Syndrome on the E.R. floor
Panic attacked, anaphylactic and ataxic
The way he spun his butterfly risked all six his phalanges
Roman candles at both ends in his synapses
And the method with which he recycled his humors
Trojan Horse'd his Blood-Brain Barrier and raised the LD-50, yes, yes
And through flight-or-fight revelation shame the Black Box Warrior
He skipped this town and headed straight down history
Shields himself from reason in a Kevlar baby-blue Tuxedo
Quilted from the finest fibers, flesh, and fiberglass, and flowers
His ego a mosquito, evil incarnate good incognito
Pops placebos for libido, screaming, "Bless the torpedoes"
For what? For what? For what it's worth
If it was going to kill you boy, it would have by now
For what? For what? For what it's worth
There's no more looking back, it's looking up or looking down
Well, he was wearing stolen rubber shoes and wrapped a poison ivy noose
Around his Lotus jugular when they came
Well, they found him with a map to every victim of his love
And a tattoo of a blue jay on his face
And they waited for his vital signs to lie and let a flatline cry
A hymn out in Hungarian Harmonic
But he cocked his noggin, through his stoma sang, "For auld lang syne"
"Happy birthday to the succulents, I'll die your hydroponics"
His rib cage was a hornet's nest, palpitations set the beat
His vagus nerve a turk's head knot, an axel hitch, a carrick bend
to get this published, I have to add the name, but they also wouldnt let me add all the elyrics so this is just a part 1! anyways, here's the enamel that this site wanted : Black box warrior (p1)
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black air forces

niggas that wear black air forces are scoundrels who should not be crossed, they have definitely stomped out more people they can count with they mischievous uneducated ass.
larry: ay some guy just punched me you tryna jump him w me?

jason: what shoes he had on?

larry: high top black air forces

jason: aw hell naw slime that mane def double strapped you should apologise to him fo running into his fist
by Blight 420 March 29, 2023
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big black ballsack kneecap

it’s black it’s big AND it’s a ball sack merges with a kneecap
me: HEY GUESS WHAT
slade: what?
me: I GOT A BIG BLACK BALLSACK KNEECAP
slade: oh damn i’m jealous
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National give head to a black girl day

To a black girl near you…. Give her some head why don’t ya
For a good cause to make her feel love and appreciated
National give head to a black girl day
Arrington: Do you say BLM? ✊🏾

Person: 👩🏾 🦱
Person2 : 💆🏾 ♀️👩 ❤️ 💋 👩👩 ❤️ 💋 👨
by suckyuhm0dda October 27, 2021
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Black index

The ratio of Black people in any movie, theater, or television production in relation to the actual demographic proportion in the United States. Colloquially known as the B.I.
The black index on this television show is so high, it belongs on BET.
by Pebacon August 5, 2023
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Black

A word that some reason is always associated with racism.
Nick: Your floor tiles are black.
Mike: Dood! That's racist!
by chikenugets May 30, 2018
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black paint from Japan

When you buy "black paint" from Japan when in reality it's just a bucket of soy sauce.
Dude 1: "Bro, your house smells weird."
Dude 2: "Yeah. I know."
Dude 1: "Don't tell me you got black paint from Japan!"
Dude 2: "At least you can dip sushi in it..."
by thehottestofdogs April 17, 2019
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