Sex Story

uh, what are you doing looking for sex stories on the internet ya nasty

stop being a horny motherfucker looking for a sex story

by kayley bustera March 15, 2019

oral sex

Lick the gusy Dick for some do or Bling Bling

i suck him so bad that he gave me his diamond necklace

by kayley January 31, 2004

Nub sex

The act of intercourse between two amatuer "nubby" people

Yo did you hear about that nub sex john had with his girlfriend?

by Matthew & Gary May 3, 2004

oral sex

The act of making love verbally, and through sounds, usually that of an animal.

"Oral sex? Why certainly, I'll phone you right away!"

by Atolmazel July 28, 2004

twit sex

To have sexual relations with a twit. A person who is unknowledgeable of everything.

"Hey hunnie want to fuck me?" Sexy Female1
"DUHH WHAT?!" twit
"oooo I like you, this will be some fun twit sex ill be having". Sexy Female1

by Cater June 24, 2006

Sex Monger

A person (usually a guy) who tells a girl he loves her just to sleep with her, then when she doesn't have sex with him he breaks up with her.

Girl 1: Are you and Dick still together?

Girl 2: No. I wouldn't have sex with him so he dumped me.

Girl 1: What a Sex Monger.

Girl 2: I know right? He's an ass.

by deathcabforme<3 December 3, 2011

Garbage Sex

The act in which an individual participates in sex within a dumpster. Traditionally performed by the homeless.

Hobo 1: That dumpster was just emptied, wanna have some garbage sex?
Hobo 2: Of course.

by Ellen Degeneret January 21, 2017