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I did my dance one time on TikTok and went viral with it

Drake: I did my dance one time on TikTok and went viral with it. Uh uh, uh uh.
The guy recording him: Geez, are you busting a move or busting a nut?

Dog: I did my dance one time on TikTok and went viral with it!
(Proceeds to hump mop)
by MalumLibrum958 July 2, 2022
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Full-time position

Was the full-time position I was offered YOUR current position? Because I WOULD HAVE BEEN BETTER. It wouldn't take much because you aren't much.
Hym "Because if that's the case you only have your full-time position because the nature of the position was withheld from me. You know that, right? And you're goingvto waste your life doing an inferior job and it isn't going to matter because it's ALSO a MEANINGLESS job. That's your life. Doing a less good job than I would. And if you want the work to get done faster SHOW UP AT 10 LIKE EVERYONE ELSE."
by Hym Iam September 26, 2023
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Time clock

A time clock can't read 4:33 one second before reading 4:22. 11 seconds don't pass in one.
Something about the time clock on the college game was off, since the time was moving a little quick for reality.
by Solid Mantis February 27, 2021
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Time

You profiting off of my labor is no different that me losing money you piece of shit you are going to pay for all of it.
Hym "You're wasting your own time and I'm not going to let you waste mine. Making money off my labor without paying is me losing money. Give me my money or you might as well bring me a kid to stab."
by Hym Iam July 5, 2024
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onion time

when its onion time you will know its onion time.
wow i did not shower yesterday, it must be onion time!
by killherwithtea January 4, 2023
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