Toni Vanessa appenzeller

The definition of a used chymida condom thats been used repeatedly by different men.

Like a walk in your local rubbish dump or throwing a sausage down a hallway.

With a bag of gear you could have yourself a "toni"
But beware; shes a hoe, will promise and swear she will pay her tick but will also screenshot your messages and send them around to prove loyalty to daa pipe.

#pipedream

Aw man, i did a "toni" lastnight.

I blew out and let the town see my insides.

If you do a "toni" some guy is bound to tick you some drugs.

I had the weirdest dream lastnight i did a "Toni Vanessa appenzeller"and abandoned my kids.

by Magicmethmachine November 13, 2022

Bobbin’ for cotton candy apples

When you insert your, and only your balls into a woman’s backside.

“Yo Cade totally dipped cotton candy apples with Julia last night.”

“He did what!?”
“When you put the balls in the behind? That’s bobbin’ for cotton candy apples”

by thecottoncandyappler November 21, 2022

Big Dick Appreciation Month

The month of November is dedicated to all the big dicks in our lives and appreciation we have for them as we move into the Winter Solstice.

"Just a reminder, we're having our potluck Big Dick Appreciation Month this weekend.

by CalamitySymphony November 22, 2022

THE SKELETON APPEARS

If you woke up at 5:27 am, dont go outside, the skeleton might appear!

THE SKELETON APPEARS! (KIRBY MUSIC PLAYING)

by Vash072309 September 24, 2022

stamp of self-approval

A coffee cup stain left on the work desk that validates any blueprints or plans you have on paper.

I was hesitant about building that new workout equipment even though I didn't have all the resources, but after that cup of mojo left a stamp of self-approval on my blueprints I said "I'm doing this shit!"

by Capuchin for Hire December 31, 2022

Lady Gaga Appreciation Day

A day to appreciate Lady Gaga. It's everyday. Always appreciate Lady Gaga.

Person 1: What're you listening to?
Person 2: Lady Gaga obviously, it's Lady Gaga appreciation day
Person 1: Oh shoot, you're right

by Miiiiillllllkkkkkkk January 5, 2023

Certificate of Appreciation

An oft-given element when guest speakers are invited to conferences and seminars in Philippine schools. Usually written informally but is something like a recognition for those speakers.

And now...we hereby present our Certificate of Appreciation to our guest speaker Mrs. Vista for her wonderful insights on this intriguing topic!!!

by mintysparkly29 January 17, 2023