Astronaut penis licker

When you have no other phrase

Listen to me you Astronaut Penis licker

by Smalldickphil April 12, 2025

my penis is crying

when you're bladder is so full it feels like you're penis is cryong

I NEED TO PEE SO MUCH PEE AHH MY PENIS IS CRYING

by ballsackmcgee420 May 14, 2025

International Penis Station (IPS)

When three or more Penises come together in a majestic union of curiosity and poor decision-making. Like a human USB hub that no one requested, a rare and ambitious feat usually reserved for a late night with the boys.

"Bro, the sleepover went off the rails — they skipped truth or dare and went straight to the International Penis Station (IPS). I can’t unsee it."

by The boyos June 27, 2025

Restless penis syndrome

A condition where the penis seems to have a mind of its own — frequently aroused, constantly seeking attention, and mysteriously active at the most inconvenient times. Symptoms include: random erections, an inability to focus due to sexual thoughts, excessive swiping on dating apps, and chronic flirting. May also involve the urge to send unsolicited pics (seek help immediately).

"Dude, I was trying to study for finals but had to take three cold showers. I think I’ve got Restless Penis Syndrome."

by Crazy_player_killer June 30, 2025

dog penis

When a man's penis is so small it sticks up (like a dog penis)

This guys dick was so small, it was a dog penis.

by disturb3d_ July 24, 2025

Detachable Penis

the best song ever made

"Detachable Penis"

by hibiji July 27, 2025

Giga Penis

The biggest unit of measurement known to universe kind. utilized when there is no specific distance and all that is known that is no normal unit of measurement will suffice.

"This thing is so ridiculously long you could hit someone with it from 4 Giga Penis's away"

by Impact_dustructi August 8, 2025