David is a one shot sally. Damn this one gun in MW3 that only reloads once in a lifetime but kills a butt load of kids in one shot is a one shot sally.
by One-Shot sally June 12, 2012
Get the one shot sally mug.Jenny - I'm so ready to go camping with you this weekend
Me - yea, I can't wait! Come over later and I'll show you everything lv got in my survival pack!
Jenny - ok!
...LATER AT MY PLACE...
Jenny - wow you've got something for every type of emergency in there but...
Me - yes?
Jenny - but what if you get bored? What do you do then? I didn't see anything to relieve you from boredom in there.
Me - oh, I have something for boredom but I keep it in its own special place.
Jenny - well, what is it!? Show me!
Me - Its my one eyed whistle!
Jenny - what? Lol, whats that? What do you do with it?
Me - you blow on it like a whistle
Jenny - that doesn't sound that fun..
Me - trust me its fun.
Jenny - let me see it! I wanna see how much fun it is.
Me - (whips out dick and twirls it around like a helicopter )
Jenny - OMG its so big!
...Then Jenny grabs ahold of my johnson and blows it like she's never going to see me again
The end.
Me - yea, I can't wait! Come over later and I'll show you everything lv got in my survival pack!
Jenny - ok!
...LATER AT MY PLACE...
Jenny - wow you've got something for every type of emergency in there but...
Me - yes?
Jenny - but what if you get bored? What do you do then? I didn't see anything to relieve you from boredom in there.
Me - oh, I have something for boredom but I keep it in its own special place.
Jenny - well, what is it!? Show me!
Me - Its my one eyed whistle!
Jenny - what? Lol, whats that? What do you do with it?
Me - you blow on it like a whistle
Jenny - that doesn't sound that fun..
Me - trust me its fun.
Jenny - let me see it! I wanna see how much fun it is.
Me - (whips out dick and twirls it around like a helicopter )
Jenny - OMG its so big!
...Then Jenny grabs ahold of my johnson and blows it like she's never going to see me again
The end.
by Wraptin6strings August 25, 2017
Get the One eyed whistle mug.by gavinm0003 May 2, 2018
Get the Rogue one mug.
one-tripped (verb): To successfully complete a challenging, typically multi-attempt task or endeavor in a single try, especially when it was thought improbable or impossible.
"My brother one-tripped his driver’s license test: parallel parked on the first try, no corrections, no second chance. Mom still brags about it at every family dinner."
"I one-tripped assembling the IKEA dresser; zero missing screws, no cursing, done in under an hour. I deserve a medal."
"I one-tripped the final raid boss in Destiny 2 on my first clear. No wipes, no LFG drama, just flawless execution. The fireteam still calls me ‘One-Trip’ now."
"I one-tripped assembling the IKEA dresser; zero missing screws, no cursing, done in under an hour. I deserve a medal."
"I one-tripped the final raid boss in Destiny 2 on my first clear. No wipes, no LFG drama, just flawless execution. The fireteam still calls me ‘One-Trip’ now."
by ImperialFleet1 December 23, 2025
Get the one-tripped mug.Buying a pack of cheese and onion and salt and vinegar crisps and then eating one of each crisp at the same time
by Irishwordsmith May 30, 2023
Get the The old one two mug.by no1chawndoStan April 19, 2025
Get the number one raiden shogun main mug.