dick butterflies

When you're so aroused that your dick is too nervous to perform.

Whenever Charlie dances with a tranny at the bar he gets dick butterflies.

by sexycoon September 25, 2014

Baby-dick dick-razor party

Most commonly known as a Briss, or Jewish circumcision.

"Shalom Shoshana! Come to my son's baby-dick dick-razor party and wish him mazel tov and L'chayim!"

by Terrorrape January 29, 2010

needle dick

a thin penis

David Cox

by Gangster January 20, 2003

A bag of dicks

a term you use when something sucks in your life!!!

"Man this sucks a bag of dicks!!!!"

by gina07 August 14, 2007

dick-in-a-box

A dick-in-a-box is guy's big boner stuck through a hole in a gift-box and gift-wrapped to give your cocksucker for Christmas.

My boyfriend gave me dick-in-a-box for Christmas!

by USAF Cadet October 12, 2020

dirty dicking

The act of rubbing your dick, preferably when dirty, over an item, preferably food, that does not belong to you when the rightful owner isn't looking.

Ideally, after the act of dirty dicking someone's food, you wait for the unsuspecting victim to eat said food.

I was dirty dicking Caleb's burritos he left in the microwave earlier, hopefully he'll eat them.

by Necro-File January 8, 2006

dick snot

BACKGROUND
origin unkown.
used in Sam Kinison act circa 1989.
rare usage.

NOUN
1 another term for male ejaculant.
2 a term reffering to semen. likely coined due to semen's suspended solid apperance. also, likely put into use due to semen's chunky precipitate appearance when ejaculated and due to both human excretions being forced out of holes of the body.

"I made that bitch swallow my salty dick snot when I came!"

by f9dyn June 9, 2004