Going around Carr Vale to get to Bolsover 

Taking an unnecessarily long route when an easier alternative was available.

Taken from the idea of someone getting lost on the way to Bolsover and driving around nearby Carr Vale nature park for several hours before finding their way.

Often Bolsover is shortened, pronounced 'Bow'ser'

Example: I just took a 'shortcut' that was 20 minutes longer than my usual route'

'Youve been going around Carr Vale to get to Bolsover'

Going around Carr Vale to get to Bolsover by PotsNPan July 16, 2021

Dead dog on a fence don't get there by itself 

A phrase originated from the deep south of the United States (Alabama, Mississippi). The phrase is typically used to point out a human action behind an otherwise unexplained, often unusual, phenomenon.

" Someone must have driven that car all the way up that steep cliff, even if seems impossible. Dead dog on a fence don't get there by itself, right?"

Dead dog on a fence don't get there by itself by ManyPepper January 19, 2022

what noncar people just dont get

"what non-car people just don't get they see a car as just 2 and a half tons of metal glass wire and rubber but what car people think that car is a living entity other than the Toyota corolla but that's what non-car people don't get"

a famos qoute by Jeremy Clarkson
this is what noncar people just dont get

what noncar people just dont get by NIHYAH May 18, 2022

man if you don't get yo!?!?!?!?!? 

its when you keep doing cravy suuf!!!!!!!!!!!
man get yo jfnerwkgfmnjdkgvmsk

anti amogus: hey man what yo doin 😀
man: amogus sussy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
anti amogus: man if you don't get yo!?!?!?!?!? 🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨
man: 😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎

man if you don't get yo!?!?!?!?!? by OWO Chicken June 26, 2022

A nickel too much to get a dime 

When someone is in need of public assistance, but make a nickel too much to be eligible.

"The cost of living has gone up so much that we're struggling to get by. I'm getting less food for a much higher price than a year ago, and my public assistance applications were denied. We would honestly be in a better place if I quit work and become eligible for all of the public assistance programs because right now I make a nickel too much to get a dime!"

A nickel too much to get a dime by •R-C-O_4786• February 21, 2023

I wanna see what you get to experience all the time 

Da reason you give a dude when asking him to let you have sex wif his wife or girlfriend.

A slightly-differently-worded version of da "I wanna see what you get to experience all the time" justification could likely also suffice if you have a chance to be alone wif a guy's alluringly-curvaceous-and-busty significant other and are asking her directly if she'll spread her legs for you; what you'd say instead when explaining why you're requesting intimacy wif her would be, "I wanna see what your husband/boyfriend gets to experience all da time". And in fact, you very well might even have a better chance of consent when you're just wif da gal by herself than you would wif asking da guy, since he would not even be present at dat time to be "doing it" wif her himself in da first place, and so it wouldn't even be as if he was missing a sexual opportunity of his own by her doing it wif you; you'd simply be "filling in for him" --- literally, as in, "filling" da chick's love-tunnel wif your love-pipe --- during his absence. As soon as he gets back, he could likely start "doing da bouncy-bouncy" wif her immediately da way he usually could, regardless of her also having had sex wif you shortly beforehand (provided you didn't make her too sore "down there", of course --- use lube and go easy on her so as not to make him suspect dat another guy was luluing her).

I wanna see what you get to experience all the time by QuacksO March 13, 2023

il think about it and get back to you 

no

person 1: wanna get coffee tomorrow at 4
person 2: il think about it and get back to you

il think about it and get back to you by skellington May 12, 2023