Walking Penis

A penis that walks with it's balls. What else duh

"Look at that walking penis over there. Look, he's now riding a bike! He's coming towards us and...Oh, wait, that isn't a penis, that's Donald Trump. Woops, they just look very similar"

by StarSoupMan January 24, 2024

Jacks penis

A very small sausage that plays DND

Guy: hey dude you have a small jacks Penis

Baby: kill yourself

by H0tsexyMonkeh February 8, 2024

nigga penis lol

usually said by teens who find it funny to make fun of the african american race

Josh: my mom just died in the hospital!

Brad: haha nigga penis lol

by witans February 9, 2024

sex penis

a special kind of human (optional) penis that is made in a lab for the use of sex for scientific research.

me and my uni flatmates were producing sex penises in our crack lab.

by bobthenigga 2 February 28, 2024

Weird penis mens

A silly or rather a goofy person

Cris is a weird penis mens!!

youre a weird penis men

by weridpenismens September 30, 2024

dildo penis asshole nigger

A dildo shaped like a penis that smells like an asshole thats used by niggers.

Daquavion! Come get your fucking dildo penis asshole nigger out of the bathroom you fucking nigger!

by mnikkrhipwo3iu451 November 30, 2024

Jalpeno Penis Popper

The sexual act of dipping your condom penis into a jar of Jalapeños before commencing anal with a female.

" Yo last night I gave my girlfriend a Jalpeno penis popper"

by Smit17 July 16, 2024