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“I’m actually not even sympathetic bc because country music fans often are Republican gun toters,” wrote now-former executive & cunt Hayley Geftman-Gold.
by Helize October 3, 2017
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cunt swab

1) A term referring to a self-importantjackass.

2) By extension, a person so socially retarded that they've literally collapsed the scope of social skill to the point that they excel at being able to suck the life out of any social situation, but because they are known for being pathetic and bitch over reality, most people pretend to enjoy their company simply to keep them from giving empty suicide speeches in the middle of their parties.
Buddy: Who is the fuckhead screwing with my stereo?!?

Guy: Huh? Oh, that's Jane's cousin. Just moved here from like, Alaska and she wanted him to make some new friends.

Buddy: Well if he doesn't stop dicking around with my stuff I'm kicking his ass out.

Guy: Just leave him alone. He spills beer tears like a baby when people bug him.

Buddy: -sigh- Fucking cunt swab.
by Fretboards of Fire June 28, 2010
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Cunt

A female who goes out of her way to be a bitch to others.
Rachel Ferrel is a cunt that no one likes.
by Youllseemeagain August 18, 2018
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Cunt

by hnmn April 25, 2020
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Cunt-Thirty

The time when specific bitchy, rude, or plainly inconsiderate people, like to show their true colors
"Why is she yelling at the cashier like that?! It's not her fault that the price changed"

"I don't know, it must be Cunt-Thirty"
by Mister Popsicle Stick September 14, 2020
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plastered cunt

When you are that fucked up on more than one drug such as poly drug use, for example after 20 beers and an ounce pot you would be considered to be "plastered cunt"
Hey look at mikey he's had that much mushies and eccy's he's just a plastered cunt now.
by Azza1 January 22, 2015
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Chinch’-Cunt

A Pussy with Pubic Hair as soft as a Chinchilla. ‘Chinch” being a shortened Version of Chinchilla in this Situation. The use of Chinch’ drawing reference to the Fact that a Chinchilla’s Hair is very soft.
Last Night, I ploughed an Asian Chick, and she had a real Chinch’-Cunt.’
by Neoglot September 3, 2018
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