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Black and Blue Syndrome

whenever there is something someone doesn't want you to do, you do it anyway
whenever you get bored you antagonize people

whenever people get mad at you for something bad you did, you victimize yourself and try to give fake reasons to justify your actions
Yeah Michael, Hes got a bad case of black and blue syndrome, hes running around attacking people but tomorrow he'll be back at our door step.
by anonymous January 5, 2021
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black focusing

Claiming to love a piece of media while missing 90% of the central themes and plot.
"You can tell I'm actually depressed because I heckin' love Bojack Horseman! I actually get way sadder than he does. It's pretty cool."

"That guy is definitely black focusing on Bojack Horseman."
by GamesRev September 20, 2025
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big black stallion

Used to describe a very athletic person. Often the following entire phrase is used with the term: "big black stallion with a big fat sack". Another word for stud.
John -"you watch the eagles game yesterday eric."
Eric - "ya man had vick on my fantasy team, thank God he is a big black stallion, pulled the victory out for me."
by cdub for real January 24, 2011
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Black dick

Hey Amy what do you love most in the whole world

Amy: black dick 😊
by Guy with a big black dick June 30, 2023
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black butterfly's

black butterfly's is when you can fell the blood rushing to your penis.
when you touched me it gave me black black butterfly's.
by theunknowing2211 December 26, 2024
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black avocados

They way your balls look after getting a vasectomy.
I got my nuts clipped on Friday and now by balls look like black avocados.
by blackballs77 November 17, 2009
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Black Comedy

(No I am not talking comedy by african-american comics) this kind of comedy is born from taboos and subject matter that crosses the line twice. See New York Post taunt that freight-trained Jared Fogle as social justice warriors and snowflakes along with NoBama got pissed when twitter were hashtagging Five Dollar Footlong as implying it's not exactly a sandwich. This kind of humor is the type that can invoke a fist fight when taunted by bullies as you can imply the jokes about genetic attraction, as in hindsight with a recent article showing up it's a bit 'grosser than gross' in hindsight. I employed this kind of humor when engaging Eric Hovind on Creation Science Evangelism back in 2014 where I made a grisly one implying that the megalodon shark was in the water with Noah's Floating Zoo and one of the animals fell in the water when the fin was breaking the surface of the water. Or you can also use the film Carnosaur to illustrate human-dinosaur co-existence really looks like as I coined this "The Corman Retort."
The author of Gulliver's Travels is one of the your examples of black comedy with the piece "A Modest Proposal" as he might had inspired Edgar Allan Poe with his satire output, Holden's Counterpart has tons of black comedy examples as the self-depreciation using the Italian slurs. The Fandom Writer was also my first approach with grim humor with dark horror elements.
by illinoishorrorman January 18, 2018
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