Urban dictionary is a place where little people can get bullied. They can just search their own name, and see random people who hate them. Do not recommend, do not visit.
by Urbandictionaryhater69 June 22, 2022
Get the Urban Dictionary mug.Urban Dictionary: An actual website where individuals can learn a definition about a real word, slang or not, and make their own sense of it. Although the site is filled, maybe even littered with absurd garbage. It does have the means to provide your typical John or Jane Doe with insightful knowledge about every put-down you can think of here. It can be mildly said that, many people have no idea what they are being told or have heard and can be ridiculed for it. Urban Dictionary is here to set them otherwise. "Happy hunting to those still wet behind the ears, don't even get me started on millennials"
Exhibit 1:
Bro 1: "Ah hey john doe, dont stress man, look that shit up on Urban Dictionary my dude."
John Doe:" But hey Bro 1, what's so bad about a blue waffle..."
Bro 1: "shhhhh man, don't say it out loud though Specs. And stop calling me Bro 1."
John Doe: "yeah ok man, but what the fuck is a John Doe, that's not my name...."
Example 2:
Younger sibling: Asks older brother, " Hey man, at school I keep getting made fun, cuz man, they say all these words and stuff and they're not bad words but you know, what the fuck I want to laugh too."
Older sibling: "Well sonny, I can't teach you the birds and the bees, but there's this dank website called Urban Dictionary where you can look up all the funny crap your buddies at school are talking about. Don't tell mom about it and don't mention me either if she catches your ass. I'm supposed to be a role model or something...."
Younger sibling: 5 minutes later," Bro, bro, (laughing his face off) blue waffles are sick."
Older sibling: "Easy there sport, you did not hear this from me"and concludes with a high five.
Bro 1: "Ah hey john doe, dont stress man, look that shit up on Urban Dictionary my dude."
John Doe:" But hey Bro 1, what's so bad about a blue waffle..."
Bro 1: "shhhhh man, don't say it out loud though Specs. And stop calling me Bro 1."
John Doe: "yeah ok man, but what the fuck is a John Doe, that's not my name...."
Example 2:
Younger sibling: Asks older brother, " Hey man, at school I keep getting made fun, cuz man, they say all these words and stuff and they're not bad words but you know, what the fuck I want to laugh too."
Older sibling: "Well sonny, I can't teach you the birds and the bees, but there's this dank website called Urban Dictionary where you can look up all the funny crap your buddies at school are talking about. Don't tell mom about it and don't mention me either if she catches your ass. I'm supposed to be a role model or something...."
Younger sibling: 5 minutes later," Bro, bro, (laughing his face off) blue waffles are sick."
Older sibling: "Easy there sport, you did not hear this from me"and concludes with a high five.
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no, what's urban dictionary?
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by pizzaLORD June 4, 2020
Get the urban dictionary mug.A fake online dictionary which is actually just full of malware, profanity, and adult content. This website shouldn't even be online. It should be in a court. The word "fake" F-A-K-E, is everywhere. Bad grammar, inappropriate content, EVERYTHING. I don't know why you guys like this stuff, bad language, adult content. This is ridiculous. You people these days.
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